*A boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at
least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to
blackmail them by saying "I know the whole truth" - even
when you don't know anything.
The boy decides to try it out. As he is greeted by his
mother at the front door he says "I know the whole truth."
His mother quickly hands him $20 and says "Just don't tell
your father." 
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from
work, and greets him with "I know the whole truth." The
father promptly hands him $40 and says "Please do not say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day
when he sees the mailman at his front gate. The boy greets
him by saying "I know the whole truth." The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says "Then come give your father a big hug." | 
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