A bloke called Penis Van Lesbian wants to be an actor. He goes off to audition at a big Hollywood studios. He is successful and the director loves him. He gets the job!
BUT!
The director says sorry but you will have to change your name. He refuses saying that the Van Lesbian name has been around for generations no way was he dropping it.
He loses the acting job. The Director tells him in a memo that he will get no where unless he changes the name.
20 years later the director gets a package full of money and a note saying
' Don't think you will remember me. You told me to change my name or I wouldnt make it in Hollywood and I wouldnt listen. Well I went away and thought about what you said. I decided to change my name and wow the change was instant! I made loads of money and was so successful. A big actor on the Hollywood stage. Thank you
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Dick Van Dyke