Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been
diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One
of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who
are prostitutes in Dallas.
I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other
brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with
his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
Longview. She is a part-time "working girl."
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancee and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally
open and honest with her.
My question is: Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary
Clinton for President?
Signed: Worried about my reputation