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LMAO Stuff : Murphy's vs. Stress Doc's Laws on Sex
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From: MSN NicknameSilken2004  (Original Message)Sent: 5/13/2007 9:46 AM
From: <NOBR>MSN NicknameSilken2004</NOBR>  (Original Message) Sent: 15/06/2006 8:04 PM

Murphy's vs. Stress Doc's Laws on Sex

1. The more beautiful the woman who loves you, the harder it is to know that beauty is just skin deep.

2. Nothing improves with age. However with this motto, you can deny it: "You're only young once...but you can be immature forever."

3. Sex has no calories. On the other hand, it takes a real good man for sex to qualify as aerobic exercise!

4. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. (See above.) And once she wants it quick, she's already getting tired of you.

5. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. And if you believe that, let me suggest Sex Addicts Anonymous.

6. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. And the more you got the more you get. But the more you got the less you need. And I got a need.

7. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. No wonder I had some rough times in New Orleans. It only snowed twice in sixteen years.

Actually, it reminds me of the five key pressure questions one grapples with both when performing in public and performing for sex, oops, I mean sexual performance:

1) Can you do it? 2) How good can you do it? 3) If you can't do it good how well can you fake it? 4) How long can you last? And most important... 5) Will they want you to come back and do it again!!

8. If you got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. (And you know it was one of Nixon's Watergate legal henchmen that popularized this little "bon mot," which Kenneth Starr has certainly brought back to life.) At least with Clinton, we don't have to worry about this one.

9. Virginity can be cured. So can a ham. Stick with the ham. Savor virginity...Don't cure it! "Virginity Is for Lovers." Now that should be a bumper sticker!

10. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. Well most men will be listening for a long time.

11. Sex is dirty only if it's done right. I don't know about dirty, but it's sure more fun when it's oily and greasy.

12. When the lights are out, all women are beautiful. And most men are still hairy.

13. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either. Sort of like what my brother says when people comment that we don't look alike: "Either do our parents."

14. Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure. Will cybersex hurt church attendance?

15. It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden. Hey, as my father frequently said: "I never promised you a rose garden."

16. Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs. You see, you should have been less squeamish in 10th grade biology lab.

17. (Dysfunctional) love is a hole in the heart; vital love is a whole in the heart-mind-body-soul. I still seek a heart that sings and a mind that dances...and a body that doesn't know when to quit!

18. Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics. And no wonder I never married. I was lousy in both those subjects

19. One good turn gets most of the blankets. Especially important if there no longer is electricity.

20. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Hey, I can do that.

21. It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all; only if in the divorce you haven't lost it all.

22. Just remember, now that you're thirty, there's more to life than wine, women, and song...What was the punch line of the birthday card I sent to a woman when a lady replaced me as the object of her affection? (Fortunately, Presley had a great sense of humor.)

23. A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.

Reminds me of the lines (approximation, here) by an Englishman of letters, whose name escapes me at this ungodly hour: Man was provided an imagination to compensate him for what he is not. And was provided a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

24. What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick. Or the thrill in the pill!

25. It is better to be looked over than overlooked. Over my dead body.

26. Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone. And I am bone tired of people who are skin deep.

27. "This won't hurt, I promise." What goes up must come down!

Blessings and remember: Laughter is the best medicine!

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