Every night after dinner Harold 83yrs goes to a secluded
garden behind the center to sit and ponder his
accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred,
age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat,
with lull in their conversation Harold turns to Mildred
and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" She
asks, "What?" "SEX!" he replied
Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get
it up if I held a gun to your head!" I know," Harold
says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold
it for a while." Well, I can oblige," says Mildred,
who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and
proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet
secretly each night in the garden where they would sit
and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.
Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at their usual
meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find
Harold and make sure he was O.K. She walked around the
senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the
pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was
holding Harold's manhood.
Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What
does Ethel have that I don't have?" Old Harold smiled
happily and replied, "Parkinson's