An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice --
Horseshoe courts, and some orange and grapefruit
The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for
swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the
pond to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young
women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all
went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to
watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said,
"I'm here to feed the alligator."