two little brothers > Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are > always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any > mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. > The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful ! in > disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The > preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother > sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the > preacher in the afternoon. > > The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy > down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?" > > The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there > wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. > So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, > "Where is God?!" > > Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his > voice , "God?!" > > The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove > into his closet, slamming the door behind him. > > When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what > happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in > BIG trouble this time. > ( I just LOVE reading this next line again and again ) > > "GOD is missing, and they think we did it!"
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