Okay..okay..okay...I'll try and we'll see what I come up with...oh and Coco, I was not stalling, it was more of an "artistical pause", I thank you.
What Men Want (my opinion....this could take awhile)
We want to be king, lord and ruler of our domains, be it house, garage, bathroom, bedroom, or tv remote.(even though we all know the "queen" has the last word)
We want our families to look to us in times of need for the answer, and not critisize our answers, when they themselves have no answer.
We want to walk proud, with our families, looking at others as if to say.."yeah, that's right, they're with me, I'm with them and they're mine".
We want to be commended for what we do, not ridiculed for what we didn't do.
We want to be able to provide our families with safety, for them to feel secure. To provide a nice home and all the amenities that go with it.
We want to be able to give our wives nice things for no reason, and always have the cash to do that.
We want to be able to say the right things without it coming out wrong.
(how am I doin so far?)
We want to have all the right answers for our children in their time of need..(hmmm, think I covered that one earlier.....yup..I did)
We want to be able to say we're sorry and were wrong and for you (the woman) to believe us.
We want 10 minutes after we get home to just do nothing...THEN throw the day's events at us.
We want to avoid (at all costs) the questions like....."does this dress make me look fat" as the seams are being tested for their strength in expansion...let's face it, there is no right answer to this. If we lie and say "no dear you look just fine", you'll look in the mirror and decide it does, then give us "that look"...now we're not being the truthful man you wanted. If we say "yeah hun, it does"....we're toast! (My only solution to that question would be .."Hun you gave birth to big beautiful children and I love you"..and hope for the best.)
When going out, "we want" you to stick with the first outfit you put on, let's face it, after 45 minutes and 10 outfits later you go with your first choice anyways.
We want to look at another woman walking by without getting sore ribs, we're just looking, we're men, besides..we know you gals look at other guys.
We want to know we can soothe you when your sad or in pain, and make any hurt go away.
We want to know that your still as ga-ga for us now as you were when you first laid eyes upon us. (with the exception of the beer belly, 2 day stubble, plumber's crack and the ever receading hairline)
We want..(an this is a tricky one)....to be able to and for no reason, take you in our arms, kiss you so passionately that you melt and not hear the words..."no, I'm not in the mood".
We want you to feel that when we make love to you, that there is no other man in the world that can make you feel the way you are at that moment.
We want you to be as adventurous as possible in the "bedroom", or any other room for that matter. We want you to know when you want to make love and we say, we're tired...we really are tired. Let us re-energise and we'll gladly rock your world.
We want you to know that when we kiss you good-bye..we can't wait to kiss you hello.
We want you to know that, yeah, we're out with the guys, doing guy things, talkin guy stuff, but you are in our minds and thoughts.
And on a final and personal note............
We want you to know that we REALLY did miss having you on the back of the bike when we took that solo trip out of town.
There, how's that? Just a few that come to mind.