| LOG ON: Makin' a wood stove hotter. |
| LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood. |
| MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove. |
| DOWNLOAD: Gettin' the farwood off the truk. |
| MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin' the farwood. |
| FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin' to carry too much farwood. |
| RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood. |
| HARD DRIVE: Getting' home in the winter time. |
| PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time. |
| WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold. |
| SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season. |
| BYTE: Whut them dang flys do. |
| CHIP: Munchies fer the TV. |
| MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag. |
| MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields. |
| DOT MATRIX: Ol' Dan Matrix's wife. |
| LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps. |
| KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys. |
| SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifes. |
| MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn. |
| MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof. |
| PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine |
| ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'mon in, y'all." |
| RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks. |
| MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer the rat house. |