She's Inflatable Parody of "Unbelievable" by Diamond Rio (I don't know who wrote it) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Chris "P. Cream" Clark
She's so squeezable Pleasable Unbreakable She's inflatable She's an armful of sex appeal, can't wait until I get her home *smooch* Yeah! She's incapable Of being difficult Down-to-earth-able Biodegradable Shania Twain ain't got a dadblame thing Of my teasable, squeezable, pleasable She's inflatable
Most folks think that I'm full of baloney I'm ever lonely Never thought I could buy someone
Not blamable Air-brain-able Recyclable No, I ain't full of bull Didn't need a down payment on that pretty little plastic thing It made my mama cry When we ran off one night And caught a Vegas flight And I made her my wife She blew a valve stem when I gave her a ring My flexible, patchable, washable Yeah, inflatable
*sound of inflating*
(spoken) Dang, honey... You give a brand-new definition of taking a man's breath away!
Makes me feel so proud that I'm her feller I'll never sell 'er People, get your minds out of the g-g-g-g-gutter!
She's blond-head-able Red-head-able Brunette-able Interchangable Didn't need a down payment on that pretty little plastic thing She's incapable Of being difficult Down-to-earth-able Biodegradable She blew a valve stem when I gave her a ring My pleasable, patchable, washable, biodegradable Air-brainable, squeezable, washable, she's inflatable That Diamond Rio song had way too many syllables! |