It was a balmy summer evening and a goodly crowd was there,
Which well nigh filled Joe鈥檚 barroom on the corner of the square.
As songs and witty sayings came through the open door,
A vagabond crept slowly in, and posed upon the floor.
"Where'd he come from?" Someone said, "The wind must've blown him in."
"What does he want?" another cried. "Whiskey, rum, or gin?"
"Hey, Toby! Sic 鈥榚m...if you鈥檙e equal to the work."
"I wouldn鈥檛 touch him with a fork." "He鈥檚 filthy as a turk."
The bantering the poor wretch took with staunch and goodly grace.
He even smiled, as though he thought he鈥檇 struck the proper place.
"Come, boys, I know there鈥檚 burly hearts among such good a crowd.
To be in such good company would make a deacon proud.
"Give me a drink鈥hat鈥檚 what I want鈥鈥檓 out of funds, you know.
When I had cash to treat the crowd, my hands were never slow.
What? You laugh as though this pocket had never held a s枚u;
There was a time when I was fixed as well as any one of you.
"Say, thanks. That braced me nicely. God bless you, one and all.
When I pass this good saloon, I鈥檒l pay another call.
Give you a song? I can鈥檛 do that. My singing days are past.
My voice is cracked, my throat鈥檚 worn out, and my lungs are failing fast.
"But give me another drink and I tell you what I鈥檒l do鈥?BR>I鈥檒l tell you a funny story鈥 fact鈥 promise you.
That I was once a decent gent, not one of you would think.
But I was, a few years back. Please, give me another drink.
"Fill it up, Joe. I鈥檇 like to put some life into my frame.
The little drinks you boys drink here are, to me, so awful tame.
Say鈥ive-fingers鈥nd corking whiskey, too.
Landlord, I thank you very much. And boys, my best regards to you.
"You鈥檝e treated me pretty kindly, and I鈥檇 like to tell you how
I鈥檝e come to be the dirty sot that stands before you now.
I was once a decent gent with muscles, frame, and health
And, but for one costly blunder, could have made a lot of wealth.
"I was a painter鈥ot one that daubed on bricks and wood,
But an artist, and for my age, was rated pretty good.
I worked hard at my canvas, and was bidding fair to rise,
For gradually I could see the stars of fame before my eyes.
"I painted a picture, it was called The Cause Of Fame.
It brought me fifteen hundred pounds, and added to my name.
And then I met a woman鈥ow comes the funny part鈥?BR>With eyes that petrified my brain and sank into my heart.
"Why don鈥檛 you laugh? It鈥檚 funny, that this vagabond you see
Could ever love a woman鈥nd expect her love for me.
But it was so. And for those weeks her smiles were freely given.
And when her lovely lips touched mine, it carried me to Heaven.
"I was working on a portrait, one afternoon in May,
Of a fair-haired boy, a friend of mine, who lived across the way.
And Madeline admired it, and much to my surprise,
Said she鈥檇 like to know the man that had such dreamy eyes.
"It took not long to know him and before the month had flown,
My friend, he, stole my darling. And I was left alone.
Ere the years of sadness have passed upon my head.
The jewel I loved, so tarnished, faded. Now, my love is dead.
"That鈥檚 why I took to drinking. Why, I never saw a smile.
I thought you鈥檇 be amused, and laughing all the while.
My friends鈥hy, there are teardrops in your eyes.
Laugh, like me. It鈥檚 only babes and women who should cry.
"Say, give me that chalk with which you mark the baseball score,
And you鈥檒l see the lovely Madeline upon this barroom floor.
If you鈥檒l just give me another drink, I will be very glad
To draw, right here, the picture of the face that drove me mad."
Another drink鈥nd with the chalk, the vagabond began
to sketch the face that well might buy the soul of any man.
Then as he placed another lock upon the shapely head,
With fearful shriek, he leaped and fell across the picture鈥ead.