Country & Western song titles...

• Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
• Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life
• Get your tounge outta my mouth 'cause I'm kissing you goodbye
• Her teeth were stained, but her heart was pure
• How can I miss you if you won't go away?
• How can you believe me when I say I love you when you know I've been a liar all my life
• I changed her oil, she changed my life
• I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling
• I fell inn a pile of you and got love all over me
• I flushed you from the toilets of my heart
• I keep forgettin' I forgot about you
• I wanna whip your cow
• I would have wrote you a letter, but I couldn't spell yuck
• I wouldn't take her to a dawg fight, cause I'm afraid she'd win
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
• I'm just a bug on the windshield of life
• I'm the only hell mama ever raised
• I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart
• I've got the hungries for your love and I'm waiting in your welfare line
• If I can't be number on in your life, then number two on you
• If love were oil, I'd be a quart low
• If my nose were full of nickels, I'd blow it all on you
• If you don't leave me alone, I'll go and find someone else who will
• If you leave me, can I come too?
• Mama get the hammer (There's a fly on papa's head)
• My every day silver is plastic
• My John Deere was breaking your field, while your dear John was breaking my heart
• My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him
• Oh, I've got hair oil on my ears and my glasses are slipping down, but baby I can see through you
• Pardon me, I've got someone to kill
• She got the gold mine and I got the shaft
• She got the ring and I got the finger
  
• She made toothpicks out of the timber of my heart
  
• She's got freckles on her, but she's pretty
• Thank God and Greyhound she's gone
• They may put me in prison, but they can't stop my face from breakin' out
  
• Velcro arms, teflon heart
• When you leave walk out backwards, so I'll think you're walking in
• You can't have your Kate and Edith too
• You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
• You done tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat
• You were only a splinter as I slid down the bannister of life
• You're the reason our kids are so ugly