Country & Western song titles... - Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
- Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life
- Get your tounge outta my mouth 'cause I'm kissing you goodbye
- Her teeth were stained, but her heart was pure
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- How can you believe me when I say I love you when you know I've been a liar all my life
- I changed her oil, she changed my life
- I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling
- I fell inn a pile of you and got love all over me
- I flushed you from the toilets of my heart
- I keep forgettin' I forgot about you
- I wanna whip your cow
- I would have wrote you a letter, but I couldn't spell yuck
- I wouldn't take her to a dawg fight, cause I'm afraid she'd win
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
- I'm just a bug on the windshield of life
- I'm the only hell mama ever raised
- I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart
- I've got the hungries for your love and I'm waiting in your welfare line
- If I can't be number on in your life, then number two on you
- If love were oil, I'd be a quart low
- If my nose were full of nickels, I'd blow it all on you
- If you don't leave me alone, I'll go and find someone else who will
- If you leave me, can I come too?
- Mama get the hammer (There's a fly on papa's head)
- My every day silver is plastic
- My John Deere was breaking your field, while your dear John was breaking my heart
- My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him
- Oh, I've got hair oil on my ears and my glasses are slipping down, but baby I can see through you
- Pardon me, I've got someone to kill
- She got the gold mine and I got the shaft
- She got the ring and I got the finger
- She made toothpicks out of the timber of my heart
- She's got freckles on her, but she's pretty
- Thank God and Greyhound she's gone
- They may put me in prison, but they can't stop my face from breakin' out
- Velcro arms, teflon heart
- When you leave walk out backwards, so I'll think you're walking in
- You can't have your Kate and Edith too
- You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
- You done tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat
- You were only a splinter as I slid down the bannister of life
- You're the reason our kids are so ugly
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