Subject: Fw: Over The Edge > > >> >> >> A man returned from a very fancy hospital and was telling his >> friend all about his experience. >> Man: The hospital I was in was very specialized. >> Friend: How so ? >> Man: They had a food nurse who gave you food. They had a >> drug nurse who gave you drugs. They had a coffee nurse who >> gave you coffee. Then there was the head nurse... >> >> --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> "Look" says the beautiful blonde, who loves a bet! "If any >> one of you can tell me where you live without stuttering >> I'll let you screw me!" >> >> Quietly confident that no one will win, she turns to Mike >> "Where do you live?" >> >> "M M M M Murph Murphysboro ..." >> >> "No. You loose." says the beautiful blonde. Turning to >> the Kevin, "Okay - where do you live, Kevin?" she asks, >> trying not to laugh. >> >> "C...C...Car...Carbondale ..." >> >> "Nope. You lose." says the gorgeous woman. "And Bob, where do >> you live?" >> >> "Carter" blurts out Bob. >> >> "Oh, SHIT!" says the blonde. >> >> A great cheer goes up in the bar and the blonde reluctantly takes >> him by the hand and leads him upstairs. Once in the bedroom she >> strips to her underwear, next she takes off her bra exposing a >> voluptuous bosom. >> >> Finally she slides off her panties then climbs into bed. >> >> Bob, with concentration furrowing his brow, climbs on and goes >> for glory, and then........... right at the climaxing stroke, >> he suddenly screams out: "....... v...v...ville!!" >> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> Sarg is delivering newspapers. He knocks on a door, a lady >> answers, and he says, "Collect... that'll be five dollars." >> >> She says, "I'm a little short on cash, but if you want, I'll >> give you sex instead." >> >> Sarg says, "All right." >> >> He walks in, she undoes his pants, pulls them down, and there's the >> biggest dick she's ever seen. Sarg reaches into his shirt pocket, pulls >> out a handful of huge washers, and starts sliding them onto his dick. >> >> She says, "You don't have to do that...I can take all of it." >> >> Sarg says, "Not for five bucks you can't." >> >> --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> Q: Did you hear about the girl who went on a fishing trip >> with 6 guys? >> A: She came back with a red snapper. >> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- >>
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