MEDICAL NEWS... FROM ASSOCIATED PRESS NEWS DESK... A specialist in fallacious genetic cloning, Dr. R.A. Myracle, announced today the successful cloning of a cabbage patch baby. Scorned in medical circles for his failed attempts at cloning Barbie and Ken, Dr.Myracle's trimphant announcement marked the beginning of an era. He stated that women had tried for years to recapture that feeling, of their first baby doll. What young woman wouldn't want to experience again, those happy hours of childhood? In today's world it's possible to engineer the genetics of a baby, to look just like that doll . Dr. Myracle revealed plans, to begin work on cloning the Shirley Temple doll and promised to keep us posted. Mick Jagger launches legal action in pursuit of a claim that he was the inventor of collagen lip injections. Says Jagger, "Look at these lips, man, do they look natural to you?" We think the man definitely has a case. |