Know you've probably already seen this, but just in case...

The difference between horses and sex

�?You don't have to sneak your riding magazines into the house.

�?The Ten Commandments don't say anything about riding.

�?Your horse won't keep asking questions about other horses you've ridden.

�?When you see a really good horse, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining riding him.

�?If your regular horse isn't available, it won't object if you ride another horse.

�?Nobody will ever tell you that you can go blind if you ride by yourself.

�?You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy riding stuff.

�?There's no such thing as a Riding Transmitted Disease.

�?You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily for the enjoyment of riding.