Found this in Readers Digest, by Lenore Skenazy

To the tune of "Sleigh Ride"

 

Just hear that chashier jingling

Ring ting ting-a-ling,ooh!

That will be 16 dollars

For three bababas for you

 

Come watch our dollars falling

while friends are baling "boohoo"

Because it;s 16 dollars

for five green olives for you

 

Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup, they go,

those prices we know,

They're leapin' like those

   heatin' bills we owe

Going up, going up, going up, it's tons

For hot dogs and buns

We're tryin' our credit's dyin'

did someone say "bank run"?

 

Our cheeks are red from sneezing

Since it is freezing in here,

We're bundled up in blankies

And craving hankies and beer

 

Let's move into the Taurus

and sing a Chorus or two

Because its 16 dollars

For seven fish sticks for you