fishing fool was out every day and did catch a 25 or 28 inch walleye...good deal...We say are good byes and off we go.....after about 6 miles we are thinking maybe Joe kewl with a K, (Moss) was thinking camper miles. The wind picks up and whips the front of my canoe around and I could not get it turned , seems the wind was off the lake and was bad. I called up Captain sir Dewight (campers brother) who seems to fish black lake a lot, hooked me up and we picked up canoe’s has we go
Now Joe kewl decided man of men to row and row fast to get ahead crash again...not much kewl left at this point. We caught up to him and he hooked up. We had one power boat and 5 canoes now Moss told camper if he picks up water to let him go and going along camper watches moss’s bow go under and says real soft , hey Moss got a little water coming in..Moss screaming let me go let me go
we had to wait till Moss bailed out. The look of murder is in Moss’s eye , but being the trooper he was he had a beer and hooked back up150 miles later...Hey we said it was 7 miles kinda miscounted huh ole son. We hit the lake. We had to struggle against the wind but made it to the island...Moss and I set up are tents and Tom comes up and says what about me, well Tom can snore very loud...very very loud and we show him a site about 20 yds away on the end of the point...he complains I guess I am not kewl with a K I tell him you have the best site look at the view....he set up camp and we talk has we talk I see a chip monk has big has a dog take off with Moss’s chocolate .then Moss set smokes down and goes into his tent and chip monk comes back and steals his smokes, then he comes back steal 6 pack of Mexican beer. I make dinner and gently again wake up Tom ,.After dinner Tom and I decided to take a bath and I hear shouts again about that manatee in the lake again we are done and drink many beers and smell a funk coming from campers lean too...dam was bad...off to bed and I wake up to disco music and DNR out on the lake and see 100's of boats trying to get a look at the manatee. Seems the chip monks got a red tree rat to open up the beer and they were charged up on sugar and beer and were smoking and cussing and spitting I had to shut down the party and make threats to DNR and off to bed I go
Pack up and camper is burning his socks,,,EPA makes a raid on the site for the cloud of funk had drifted across lake and some one called and said dump was on fire. They checked every where and found are site...large fine and they took turns smacking him around.We ended the trip by making a 2 mile paddle across the lake to my truck said are good byes and we left
Now has ya read this remember this is the truth the rest of the story’s are lies |
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