Here's a tip on how to quickly and easily remove those arrows
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such as these...
1. Copy the message
2. Open the Word (not Notepad) Pad on your computer
3. Paste the message there.. 4.Click on Edit and then Replace
5.Where is says Find what..type in the arrow >
Leave Replace with: empty
Click on Replace All
6. In a second you'll see this page:
7. Click Ok You'll see your text without the arrows...
8.Now just highlight and copy the text..by going to Edit/Copy
9. Now just paste your text where you want it..no arrows!! This only takes a few seconds..
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to
her 5-year-old
son
playing with his new electric train in the living
room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying,
"All of you sons
of
bitches who want off, get the hell off now...because
this is the
last
stop!
And all of you sons of bitches, who are getting on,
get your
asses
in the
train... because we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son,
"We don't use
that
kind
of language in this house. Now I want you to go to
your room and
you
are to
stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may
play with
your
train.
but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom
and resumed
playing
with his train. Soon the train stopped and the
mother heard her
son
say...
"All passengers please remember your things,
thank you and
hope
your
trip
was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with
us again soon."
She heard her little darling continue....."For
those of you
just
boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the
train. We hope you
will have
a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added,
"For those of
you
who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the
bitch in the
kitchen...