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| | From:  martyhoo (Original Message) | Sent: 8/12/2005 10:03 PM |
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He
puts the
alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal I'll open this alligator's mouth and
place my
genitals
inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute.
He'll then
open
his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for
witnessing
this
spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar, and dropped his trousers, placing
his
privates
in the alligators mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the
crowd gasped.
After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the
alligator
hard
on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man
removed
his
genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first
of his
free
drinks were delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone
$100 who's
willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd.
After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde
girl
timidly
spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on
the head
with
the beer bottle so hard.
And you thought it was an alligator joke.
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