I was doing yard work after the storm this weekend and my wife was
about to take a shower. I realized that I couldn't find the rake. I
yelled up to my wife, "Where is the rake?" She couldn't hear me and
she shouted back, "What?" I pointed to my eye, then I pointed to my
knee and made a raking motion. Then my wife wasn't sure and said
"What?" I repeated the gestures. "Eye - Kneed - The Rake"
My wife replied that she understands and signals back.
She first points to her eye, next she points to her left
breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch.
Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that
one. Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was
that?" She replies, "Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush" !!!!
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