A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality
from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the
kitchen cooking dinner.
He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mum,
I have something to tell you, I'm gay."
His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about
to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the
pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay, doesn't that mean you
have oral sex with other men?"
The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mum, that's right." His mother
went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around and WHACKED him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about the taste of my cooking again!"
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