Guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi, is my cheque ready?... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive her around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply a credit card so you can buy your own clothes, you dont have to wear a uniform or anything like that. Because of the long hours, all your meals will be provided. You'll also
be expected to escort her on overseas holiday trips four times a year. And you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. Oh yes, I almost forgot...when youre in this country, you'll have the free use of a two-bedroom luxury apartment above the garage at the mansion. The starting salary is $200,000 a year, plus full benefits".
The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me"
The social worker says, "O yeah?.. well, you started it" |
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