The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."

A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Adams.

Tuesday at 4 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.

The service will close with Little Drops of Water. One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."

Don't let worry kill you, let the church help.