Fault-finding is like window cleaning. All the dirt seems to be on the other side.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who do.
If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labour.
The most happy marriage I can imagine would be the union of a deaf man
to a blind woman.
Advice is like castor oil - easy to give, but dreadful to take.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the risk?
Always keep your words soft and sweet just in case you have to eat them.
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
The biggest lie on the planet: When I get what I want I will be happy.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
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