Once upon a time, on a farm in Texas , there was a little red hen who
>> scratched about the barnyard until she uncovered quite a few grains of
>> wheat. She called all of her neighbors together and said, "If we plant
>> this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me plant it?"
>>
>> "Not I," said the cow.
>> "Not I," said the duck.
>> "Not I," said the pig.
>> "Not I," said the goose.
>>
>> "Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen And so she did;
>> The wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain. "Who will help
>> me reap my wheat?" Asked the little red hen.
>>
>> "Not I," said the duck.
>> "Out of my classification," said the pig.
>> "I'd lose my seniority," said the cow.
>> "I'd lose my unemployment compensation," said the goose.
>> "Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen, and so she did.
>>
>> At last it came time to bake the bread.
>> "Who will help me bake the bread! ?" Asked the little red hen.
>>
>> "That would be overtime for me," said the cow.
>> "I'd lose my welfare benefits," said the duck.
>> "I'm a dropout and never learned how," said the pig.
>> "If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination," said the goose.

>> "Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen. She baked five
>> loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see. They wanted
>> some and, in fact, demanded a share. But the little red hen said, "No, I
>> shall eat all five loaves."
>>
>> "Excess profits!" Cried the cow. (Pelosi)
>> "Capitalist leech!" Screamed the duck. (Boxer)
>> "I demand equal rights!" Yelled the goose. (J. Jackson)
>> The pig just grunted in disdain. (Hoffa)
>> And they all painted "Unfair!" Picket signs and marched around and
>> around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.
>> Then a government agent came, he said to the little red hen, "You must
>> not be so greedy."
>> "But I earned the bread," said the little red hen
>> "Exactly," said the agent. "That is what makes our free enterprise
system
>> so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But
>> under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must
>> divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle,"
>>
>> And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who
>> smiled and clucked, "I am grateful, for now I truly understand,"
>>
>> But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again
>> baked bread because she joined the "party" and got her bread free.
>>
>> And all the Democrats smiled. 'Fairness' had been established.
>>
>> Individual initiative had died, but nobody noticed, perhaps no one
cared ... as long as there was free bread that "the rich" were paying for.

Bill Clinton is getting $12 milion for his memoirs

Hillary got $8 million for hers

That's 20 million for memories from two people, who for eight years,
repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anythingl

IS THIS A GREAT COUTRY OR WHAT