A Muslimah is walking down a road in Cairo when it starts to rain on her. A taxi cab comes by and the driver says, "Salaam sister, do you want a ride?" "No," she says, "Allah will save me." The rain keeps falling until the water is up to her waist. A second taxi cab comes by and the driver says, "Salaam sister, do you want a ride?" "No," she says, "Allah will save me." The rain falls faster still until the water is up to her neck. A third taxi cab comes by and the driver says, "Salaam, sister, do you want a ride?" "No," she says, "Allah will save me." Finally the rain falls until the water is above her head and she drowns. When she finds Allah once she is dead, she says, "What happened? Why didn't you save me??" Allah said, "Well, lady...I kind of tried three times!" |