Dear Abby
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas , who has recently been diagnosed as
a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth . One of my
sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father
and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana.
They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes
in Dallas . I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at
Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is
currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three
children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who
lives in Longview . She is a part time 'working girl.'
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancée and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open
and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack
Obama for President?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation |
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