Well sorta
We are visiting friends and on the way home I see something in the road ahead--ITS a deer I have just been on this road an hr ago so lets see how fresh it is --I get out==and Humm the froth coming out it nose looks fresh?? so I give it a kick and It starts Kicking ==WOoo this one is really fresh!!!!! so I give a call into the sheriffs dept--and In what seems like an hr a cop shows up--HI I need a tag for BAMBI here cop asks did you hit it --NO I found it in the road and dont want to waste it ..OK its still alive --can you shoot it -cop looks around and says No not on the pavement I say No problem Ill drag it off the road --Cop looks at Me Like Will that bother you --No man I'm a hunter --so I grab Bambi's feet and She tries to get up--NOO Noo I drag it off the road and the cop says go back behind the car--OK--BANG he shoots it in the head --Now up to this point the deer is not bleeding -Now its kicking and covering it feet in blood and making a mess in general!!
Lucky there is an old towel lying on the road side I drag the deer to the car and its head is under the exhaust pipe --I tell the cop Ill leave it here for a min and make sure its dead --The cop says -----I dont think thats the kind of SMOKED MEAT you want!!! so I pick the thing up and say to the wife wrap the old towel around its head so it dosent bleed in the trunk --Wife gladly wraps head in towel and holds the head as I put it in the trunk--
OK we get home and I put a sheet of cardboard on the ground in front of the Garage under the night lite-[Its 11pm] and I get my knife --I tell the wife Hold the legs apart and Ill gut it --I spill all the insides out on the sheet of cardboard and tell the wife to get the hose to wash it out-- she gets the hose I drag it over to the lawn --I turn around looking for the wife --shes up to her elbows in a warm steaming gut pile==what are you doing I say??--I want the heart and the LIVER-!!! as she is cutting and shoveling goodies into a plastic bag--OH I think I have a good one -Ill keep this one !!! finally she comes over and washes the insides out!

next day I say we best skin out the deer -she comes right along and I cut around the head and start pulling the hide off and she is right there skinning and pulling finally we get Bambie's cloths off and I carry it over to the cutting table ==[Now the wife is Asian] and she gets her big Asian meat cleaver knife and in one swipe severs the hind leg-CHOP the bone and its off about 20 seconds --WOoooo - Do the other leg -CHOP slice and its off!! Same for the rest of the legs we cut the critter into bite sized peaces in about a hr -- I had Venison tenderloins and home fries and eggs for breakfast the other day --UUMm Yummy!
I never expected the wife to be a hunter and clean a deer! Ill never forget the sight of her loading the gut pile into the 5 gal pail to toss out!
This was a small deer --Fawn--I said I have seen dogs bigger==she said I have eaten bigger dogs !!!!!

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