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| | From:  Freeborn551 (Original Message) | Sent: 7/26/2008 3:50 AM |
p.s. I really do not think we should endulge in jokes as a work of God. and we do not do much of this kind of stuff here, as we spend out time teaching and studying the Word of God. But now and then, we run across a few things, so cute, and enjoyable, that we do allow them. This happens to be one of them. I just ran across this on another site. It is so cute, I have laughed my head off at this. I know Larry and some others will enjoy this. ************* couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?�?BR>
They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The youngest brother gasped for breath and replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time dude. God is missing and they think WE did it!" |
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This is another one from the same place. cute as can be: ********** Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.
The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50."
The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100."
The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon and it takes eight people to collect all the money!" |
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 HA!!!!!HA!!!!!!!! these may be a joke, but know what, there is some truth to them. |
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That is certainly true, Larry. I see some of the so-called 'christian' sites, which have gone almost totally to jokes and junk. Some of their stuff is not even decent. But something like I posted is cute and decent. I do not go for it much, for sometimes, It is good to laugh at something decent. There is another one at that same site, which I thought was cute, and I might get it also. But it involves Peter and Satan, and going to heaven and hell, and I personally do not think those kinds of jokes are good, because I think we should ALWAYS respect the things of God and not joke about them. But the above thing is showing the innocence of a child and how he misunderstood the things the man said to him. That is certianly a true situation of a child's mind. But the other is just a joke concerning the things of God. Even though it made me laugh, I still hesitate to carry such things about. What do you think? |
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