5 Signs

Michael Jackson is your babysitter

1. You have to change the chimp’s diapers because the babysitter is scared of doo-doo.
2. Snack time: bourbon in a coke can  
3. You’ve played “rubba-rubba�?five times.
4. Every night is a Thriller, Thriller Night!
5. There’s a grotesque, ghostly man-child hovering at the foot of your bed, clawing your flower-print comforter with skeletal fingers.
   

 

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