New Year Resolutions

Be more self-absorbed: All me, all the time

Start going for musicians again. Maybe that really was a good idea

Smoke like a chimney, lighting one cigarette off another at all times

Exercise? I smoke way too much for that nonsense

Stop misleading people

Go to Mass occasionally

Quit lying to chatters so much.

Join Liars Anonymous and go weekly

Get that thing checked - it's not getting any smaller

Save up for new dentures

Nod more, so people think I'm listening to them

Understand restraining orders are for my protection as well

Cry in my car, but not while driving on the interstate

Realizing that kissing someone's picture doesn't mean we're engaged

Finish law school

When I hear a funny joke in chat I will not reply lol

Will stop using in chat btw

I will try to figure out why I really need 12 email addresses

Quit stealing toliet paper from resturants and gas stations

Go to the Market buy food at least once a year

Vegas Babe moving day.

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