QUOTES & JOKES  

 

This is a page for sharing quotes,

whether humorous or inspirational-motivational,

to help us deal with our clutter, chaos and letting go.

Please send me your quotes and/or jokes and I will add them here.

 If you happen to know where the quote comes from, please include that as well.

 But try to avoid a comment or joke that might hurt someone, OK?

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  "You spend your life fighting dirt, and when you die they bury you in it."

  "I have a cartoon (Bottom Liners) I clipped from the business section of a newspaper recently.  It shows two guys in an office and one of them is saying to the other, "Procrastination may be our problem, but frankly, I'm just not ready to deal with it."

  "Clutter is the result of postponed decisions."

  "Life isn't like a box of chocolates -- it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do [or don't do] today might burn your ass tomorrow."

 "You can't control the winds but you CAN adjust your sails." Traditional

 "Stumble 7 times, get up 8." Japanese proverb

  ""Out, out, damned spot!"  from Shakespeare's Macbeth,

 

  

From: SCARLET9946

"I respect my accomplishments, both large

and small."