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From: MSN NicknameTheButterflyJanice  (Original Message)Sent: 3/18/2007 4:33 PM
 
 

THIS IS TOO SWEET FOR WORDS!!!

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street.   The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.  
"That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?"    

"Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark."

"How about transportation?" the father asked.

"I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered.  

The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.

Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know."

"We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied.
"We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!"


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From: JimJimSent: 9/18/2007 12:57 PM

 
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From: JimJimSent: 9/29/2007 6:35 PM
 

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From: JimJimSent: 12/28/2007 6:37 AM


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A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories.  As I enjoy 2 servings per night, and a few more on weekends, I consume about 3,500 calories of chocolate in a week, which equals one pound of weight per week.

Therefore, in the last 3-1/2 years, I have had chocolate caloric intake of about 180 pounds, and I only weigh 165 pounds.

So... without chocolate, I would have wasted away to nothing about 3 months ago!  I owe my life to chocolate!!  Eat up guys! hahaaaaa
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