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Toons&Jokes : An Older Couple
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From: MSN NicknameTheButterflyJanice  (Original Message)Sent: 12/29/2006 5:29 PM
An  older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling
asleep  but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said:
"You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily  he reached across,
held  her  hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later 
she said: "Then you used to kiss  me. "Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her
a peck on the cheek and settled down to  sleep. Thirty seconds later  she said:
"Then you used to bite my neck." Angrily,  he threw back the bed  clothes and got out of  bed.
"Where  are you going?" she asked.
"To get  my teeth"!!!!!!!



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From: JimJimSent: 10/7/2008 4:26 AM


Fifty-Fifty     50 / 50

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at Burger King. He noticed that they ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries.

One for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup, and set it in front of his wife. The old man began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.

The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they did not have to split theirs.

The old gentleman said, "Oh, no. We have been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50."

The young man than asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, "Not yet. It is his turn using the teeth."

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