Pepsi is constantly doing the weirdest things. Once as I prepared zaziki, Pepsi was eye balling on the table. Zaziki is a Greece dish, yoghurt mixed with fresh cucumber and loads, I say loads of garlic.

As I turned my back for a second, I saw Pepsi opening his gap as much he ever was able to and attacked the bowel. His eyes were rolling for a short while and I believed he would fall off the table. Within a couple of seconds he looked like nothing really had taken place.

My booger believed he had a bowl of whipped cream in front of his greedy nose.