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Perhaps sending me files directly would be best, methinks. Meanwhile, I have chopped bits of my personal site and shaped it into something a bit more generic - although it should take its own particular shape dependent on the quality and level of feedback. My site as intended will be all about me - ho hum - but the dedicated (ironically, at this moment, also all about me) is now up. www.quantockschool.co.uk I am hosting this on my own virtual server, so you guys had better send in some decent stuff! Cheers Rick |
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Great stuff!
Just to show my ignorance, whats a "virtual server"?
I just started to formulate my ideas with regard to my Quantock-wrap sheet, it gonna take a little thinking about and time before I can give you something I'm at least reasonably happy with!
My "site" seems to have disappeared from the Altavista search engine!!! Not really sure why, but I've resubmitted it. Whats the status with your site and the getting it registered with various search engines? |
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A "virtual server" is a server that one pays for to a third party to host websites, as opposed to a normal server that one would have parked in the front lounge doubling up as a coffee table. In all other circumstances it would be an imaginary butler with a name like Jeeves. As for search engines, I have done the standard submissions - the rest requires a dose of luck. As there are few sites on QS, I should see it reach a high position fairly soon. I hope. Rick |
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Mr Jones was known as Dog Breath Geoff. I don't think Mr Shepard had a nick name. Mr Donam was Don Dons. The art guy was Bender Bill - though I never heard of anything to qualify the title Bender (is that another colloquialism?). The german cook had a nick name too as I recall. The track through the woods started out on the route to Seven Wells. Cross countries became very appealing as a get out option form footbal/rugby etal ! With time I should be able to remebre some more names. The mounds were wood ant nests - those nasty big bastards that bit very hard !. Is Jules v.poorly or dead - I can't make out from what you guys have been writing. A sad loss to humanity I think ! Meeowww ! Mr Burgess aka Bungle - instigator of Computer lessons. Initially on MSXs, then Amstrads. There were a couple of Spectrums around too. Bungle was only ever one lesson ahead of us as well - or less! Mr Caldwell married another of the teachers (unhelpfully I only remember her as Mrs Caldwell !) and she stayed on for a while until about 83/4. Mr Yates - drama teacher. Mr Robins (he of the flairs) lasted about a year, and was Psychos predecessor. |
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Just to clear things up from reply 1 above:
As far as I know Jules Peaster was fine after his heart attack. He is still probably doing a poor impression of a country Gent, shooting p(h)easants and foxes and the alike. To really know what happened you need to ask Ben Honeyands AKA "Teeth", if want more details. |
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During my incarceration of 75-80 the staff list was fairly stable. I have a couple of questions for anyone that may be able to answer them : Is the 'Mr Caldwell' referred to here the famous 'mad mike' who used to teach maths ? If so I have some interesting insights to add ! How did the nickname enus come into common parlance ? Mr Shepherd was usually referred to as 'PJ', an imaginative reference to his initials. Amongst some of the more bizarre knowledge he imparted were gems such as how to write the word 'minimum' using straight lines only at a 45 degree angle |
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I think we are talking about the same jovial mathematic teacher of old, as seen in the "School Group Photo" photo album ("1988 - Quantock School" 10th from the right, bottom row).
He was a good laff especially if you could get him telling you about his table tennis exploits or the latest readers digest story - rather than teaching. Personally I thought his name was Mike Coldwell - but who knows.
As for "Enus", I not sure where that came from, maybe it comes from penis -----> 'enis -------> "enus", ..? ie a vague attempt to get away with calling the head a dick - maybe someone really knows.
I think for a time the head was also called "Triffid" due to moley growth between his eyes. |
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Indeed, I also believe "Enus" was derived from the technically correct term for the extraneous element of the male genitalia. The rather unfortunate mole between his eyes also earned him the monicker 'Cyclops' (sigh... how original...) Rick |
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I thought it was Rick that coined the nickname 'eni' for the head, from 'eni the peni'. As peni is a contraction of penis, obviously pronounce peenus, so 'enus' came to appear.
Mike Caldwell was indeed the maths teacher, of none jubs. He married one of the jubs teachers who left after getting with brat. (Not having checked I may have already mentioned this !) |
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 | | From: Jim | Sent: 5/31/2000 5:10 PM |
Enis, enis: (Derog) from Penis, a simple breakdown of the specific pronunciation of the male organ. Coined with frequent joviality by either Taphouse or Robins (can't remember which) this word caught the ear of many of the students of 87 (my brother's year). Who better to use it as a nickname for..... |
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I think Mike is correct, it is 'Coldwell'. He used to be married when i was there but patently to somebody else. His wife then was of ginga descent and troubled with visionary problems that required lenses cut from the glass that protects the crown jewels ! They had a son who would have been about 5 or 6 back in 77 of which Mike was inordinately proud. Tales of his sons prowess at school were obvious pre cursors to tennis and readers digest yarns. We had a band back then, forget bass 'n drum this was the classic Quantock manifestation of guitar 'n biscuit tin with obligatory stand in 'yelper' employed. After bashing out half of a Deep Purple number Mike sauntered out with said youngster, obviously to protect his slight ears from the aural cacophony. Another classic coldwell-ism was the strange dance he performed at Marsh Mills on hearing that fleming were ahead in the 3rd year cricket house game. He heard the score of 52 and was sublimely indifferent to how many wickets had fallen, or how that fitted in with the strange equation that they call cricket. Bless ! |
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Mick I was the guitarist in the said band you refer to - Steve Bygrave. I think Eddy was on the drums and Mark Brown(?) on vocals. I guess you must have been in the audience at the time - must have sounded like a right pile of shite at the time eh? Steve |
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 | | From: Sean | Sent: 8/17/2001 5:58 PM |
I left in 75 but seem to recall Coldwell's ginga wife running off with another teacher. Can't remember his name but I think he taught biology. He is in the 75 photo sitting next to Coldwell B20. If Mick Brown remembers her she must have come back to him! There was some good gossip in those days, some of which is just beginning to come back to me such as the two guys in my year who were shagging two of the cleaners. I think they got kicked out in the end. One of the cleaners was very tasty but the other wasn't up to much. Sean Harvey |
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 | | From: Bri | Sent: 9/7/2001 8:40 PM |
I think the name of the biology teacher in question was Mr (Mike?) Andrews. I have a conflict of memory here - because but one to the right of him (as we look at the picture) is Mr Ball - (somewhat predictably, we nicknamed him "bollocks"... and "Ball-bag") can't remember his christian name. He definitely took my class for biology. He started that year. I think it may have been his first teaching job. He used to go all embarrassed and trip over things on the floor when he talked about "sperm" and suchlike... Went down straight down like a sack of potatoes onto his mush on his very first lesson with us. Of course we were far too much the young gentlemen to laugh.. Much. |
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