Hi Friends,
It appears that most folks aren't interested in or read the Sunday, Monday, Wednesday & Friday funnies I've been posting, so I guess this thread has worn itself out. I don't think I have to tell you that I've always considered humor as an excellent therapy to distract us when life gets too serious. Well, in any event, this will be my last funny at least for a while. Enjoy.
A burglar breaks into a house one night and is rummaging through the rooms with his flashlight when he hears a voice saying, "Jesus is watching you!" He looks around with his flashlight and doesn't see anyone, so he continues rummaging. Again he hears the voice saying, "Jesus is watching you!". He waves his flashlight around again and sees a birdcage with a parrot in it, He laughs and says, "Oh, and I suppose your name is Jesus, huh little birdie?" "Bawk, No" says the parrot, "My name is Moses." "Moses?" says the burglar, "what kind of sick people would name a parrot Moses?" "Bawk. . . . . the same sick people that named their pit bull Jesus."
. . . . . . . Paul
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