Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread
to begin with?
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If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from
Holland called Holes?
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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the
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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ?
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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons
and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we
supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on
the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver
the mail?
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Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn
to play golf?
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As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two
words 'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells
'THEIRS'?
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YOU have a great day!