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Zarek Rps : ..and yet, im the foreigner [ 2007 Wayz 2 Die 2 ]
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From: MSN Nicknamewaиdεrıпg×dεaтн  (Original Message)Sent: 1/27/2007 6:04 AM


CHAPTER TWO: 'AND YET, I'M THE FOREIGNER'

PEOPLE U/M: Zarek Lyle, Abram McCallister  // Evan Pierce
BUD RECORD:
00/00/00
OOC: Just to let management know, I'm entering the THC free-for-all. Yeah, this turned out different than I expected, but fun to write nonetheless.

"You know, I was one of the fastest rising stars in the history of the msn circuit back in August and October but then for some unforeseen reason I had to leave but it’s no different from if I would have stayed."

"Wow Evan, you almost had me fooled, believing you were a smart guy and everything, but alas, you have succeeded in proving me wrong. Congratulations. The returning, Evan Pierce, a deifnite man that will be soon be in the running for the BUD World Heavyweight Championship...begins his return speech with one of the most ignorant lines I've ever heard in the wrestling industry. Don't you know you're not supposed to use 'but' twice in a sentence? Let's get this straight, you attempt to make fun of me, because I am a foreigner, yet you can't speak correct english to save your life? Bravo, Evan, bravo. You have proven to me that you are much more of an unsophisticated man that I believed you were."

"You know a cornerstone of American couples is."

"Uhh...am I missing something here? Is that truley the end of the sentence? Is what, Evan, is what? You know a cornerstone of American couples is...what? Wow, what a complete dumbass. You attempt to give this big speech about your return, yet you leave everyone hanging. Evan, you will honestly have to get back to me with the rest of the sentence, because without knowing, I will honestly die of curiousity. You will understand why curiousity killed the cat."

"Enjoy what you got and maybe down the road you will be able to get stronger from your husband cheating on you but then maybe you will be the woman who just turns her head while your husband rapes your daughter! You people all disgust me with the way your minds work but let me just tell you that the only thing that is real forever is, reality!"

"Okay, there is really nothing wrong with these two sentences, english wise, but I just had to stop it here in order to remark on this guy's stupidity. He talks about some woman's husband raping their daughter, and then has the audacity to say people disgust him with the way their minds work. What a complete psycho. Oh, and I must add, nice line there in the end. The only thing that is real forever is, reality. Thanks for pointing it out there for us Captain Obvious, I appreciate it."

"They give me a match against a complete noob in Zarek Lyle! Zarek, I did some background checking on me and it sounds like you have had a really dull career."

"Nothing grammatically wrong with this part either, but if you listen closely, you will see that young Mr. Pierce has contradicted himself. He attempts to like powerful and experienced, but calling me a noob, yet somehow, he got some background check on me. Isn't that amazing? I'm a noob, yet somehow, I have a career about me. No matter how dull you believe my career is Evan, it's still a career, making me no noob to this game, not by a longshot."

"Zarek though your life has meant nothing and you will die a meaningless death most likely."

"Is that it again? Damn Evan, did you honestly manager to do it again? This, is not considered a sentence Evan. Okay, though my life has meant nothing blah, blah, blah...what? That's the end of the god damn sentence that you obviously failed to fill us in on. Abram, start making a list of sentences that I must make Evan finish one of these days."

"Zarek, not to pay no attention..."

"Holy crap Evan, you did not do what I think you just did. Didn't we learn not to do this in like, grade school? Hell, didn't we learn to speak proper english in grade school? I believe so. Abram, please tell Mr. Pierce what he has done wrong in this sentence. Not even looking at the rest of the sentence yet, just tell me what's wrong with the beginning."

"Mr. Pierce has used a double negative, which is complete disaster in the english language."

"Thank you for that lesson Abram, it was quite refreshing, and definitely correct. Wow Evan, even a seventeen year old kid knows what to do, and what not to do in the english language. It's a little sad when you're out smarted by a kid who is seven years your junior. I suppose that's just the way that life goes though. You have the smarter ones in life, such as Abram and myself, and then you have the dumbasses in life, such as Evan Pierce over here. Smooth, very smooth. Let's continue."

"Zarek, not to pay no attention to it or anything so let me just say this, I didn’t find your promo boring by any means but honestly."

"Oh my fricken' god, I am about to go insane. But honestly what, but honestly what? Be sure to write that one down as well Abram. Maybe we can send him a request to finish these damn sentences, or maybe take it to a fortune teller or something. Jeez"

"These names are out there with the elite to the best! You Zarek Lyle and your little bitch Abram at ringside can both bare witness to that next diamond in the rough, me, EVAN PIERCE!"

"Wow, let's all clap for Evan now everyone, clap for Evan. I am both proud yet sickened at this previous sentence. You see, Evan actually finished his damn sentence. Wow Evan, I am so proud of you I could cry. Although your last words were your own name, you still somehow managed to finish the damn sentence. Good job. The part that makes me want to blow chunkes is this diamond in the rough buisness. Wow Evan, was to be original. That's sarcasm in there if you were to stupid to catch it. This diamond in the rough crap, I've heard it tons of times before, and I'll be the first to tell you it never works out. Get a new slogan or something Evan, because you're just one of the millions that have used this line, and you're about the millionth person I don't believe."

"Just remember one simple thing Zarek, the fact that Diamonds, they aren’t forever and nether is your career and don’t forget that I’m Evan Pierce, and your, well, NOT!"

"Ugh. Abram, will you do the honors? Proving this guy is a dumbass is way tiring than I expected it to be."

"Gladly. Here, Evan, being the ignorant prick that he is made two mistakes here. He used a pronoun 'they' after the obvious noun of 'diamonds', which is gramatically incorrect. Then, he also used 'and' twice in this sentece, which as he used two 'buts' before and was wrong, this is also wrong."

"Good job yet again Abram, atleast you know how to speak english, unlike our friend Mr. Pierce over here. All in all Pierce, nice little speech, until of course we picked it apart and showed it for what it's really worth. Let me just ask you a question, what did you plan on accomplishing from that little piece of crap you put together? Actually hurting me? Actually convincing people that you have this in the bag? Guess again Pierce. You might have everyone else around here fooled, believeing that you're some sort of prophet and you're here to claim the BUD Heavyweight Championship, but I, on the other hand, am not so easily fooled. There was a time, that I thought, maybe, just maybe, this guy could give me a match worth the effort I am to put fowarth. God knows Corey Vega, atleast you're trying I suppose. But I'm here to tell you to try harder, cause you're not going to get me with that. You want to know my opinion, Pierce, on why they put a veteran such as yourself up against me? My opinion is they knew you would be like this, they knew your ego would be out of control, and they put you up against me, because management knew I could keep you in check. Pierce, things might have come easier for you in the past, but you're going to have to try a lot harder than you think to push me down. So I've pushed Evan, much to your surpise, pretty hard I would imagine.So push back."



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From: MSN Nicknamewaиdεrıпg×dεaтнSent: 1/28/2007 2:54 AM


Forever Timeless.

PEOPLE U/M: Lyle  // Challenger, Flip, Jacobs, Corfield, Fairservice
HPW RECORD:
03/01/00
OOC: Yeah, first roleplay and possibly my last. You never really know if you can get another up with the schedule I have at the current moment. I ended this one sort of suddenly, which I normally don't do. But I have incredibly tiresome and should probably get to bed if I don't want to be extremely tired for school tomorrow. Hopefully I'll get another one up, but if I don't, then I will be enjoying sleep.

It had been but a few days ever since the final card for 2007 Wayz 2 Die was posted, and almost everyone has contributed to the buzz. Although certain superstars have yet to make their opinions known upon their matches at the upcoming pay-per-view, there are many that have. A match that is slowly progressing into something bigger would be the triple threat match between new BUD superstar, Zarek Lyle, returning veteran Evan Pierce, and active superstar, Corey Vega. What makes this match so real, is it's levels. You have a man just starting out in the buisness, a man who is returning, and a man who has been here for awhile. It really it quite genius.

After hearing that Evan Pierce was the second one to cut a promo in his match, Zarek was a bit hot-headed. Not by any means, because Evan had actually shown up, but more for the way Evan felt he needed to express himself. Zarek is not by any means I man the feels the need to insult his opponent, in order to get ahead in life. Oh no, Zarek has much more class than the lowlifes who attempt to degrade their opponents. There is nothing worth watching if a superstar is going to sit there and bash at the other superstar; it only makes them look ignorant, if anything. Infact, what makes them look even more ignorant, is that when they attempt to bash their opponent, they seem to butcher the english language. You can't help but laugh at the fool who believes he is doing a good job. It's really quite pathetic and sad, it really is.

"Alright Zarek, I got the tape from the recordings office."

Our scene begins in a highly furnished room, probably being a living room or something of the nature. The room is like any other living room; you have your couch, your end tables, your television, and so on. Abram McCallister, Zarek's new found assisstant, is sitting on one side of the three person couch. His attire almost mixes in with the dark brown color of the couch. Zarek then walks into the room, with a mind to destory anything that is on this tape.

"Ahh, thanks Abram. Now ladies and gentlemen, sit back and enjoy. We are taking you on a trip down memory lane, and in the process we will discover what weaknesses lie behind the tough guy wannabe, Evan Pierce."

A quick push of the play button send the television, which had displayed a black screen before now, into vision. It's as if you are looking into the past, and you really are, gazing upon when Evan Pierce made his oh so "wonderful" return speech. Evan's music hits, he walks down the ramp, and by this time Zarek is expressing his boredom by yawning. He pushes fast foward, not wanting to see this unentertaining sequence any longer, until he gets to Evan's speaking part.

"You know, I was one of the fastest rising stars in the history of the msn circuit back in August and October but then for some unforeseen reason I had to leave but it’s no different from if I would have stayed."

Evan speaks his first sentence, and Zarek laughes. He pushes the pause button, freezing the screen directly after Evan ended the sentence.

"Wow Evan, you almost had me fooled, believing you were a smart guy and everything, but alas, you have succeeded in proving me wrong. Congratulations. The returning, Evan Pierce, a deifnite man that will be soon be in the running for the BUD World Heavyweight Championship...begins his return speech with one of the most ignorant lines I've ever heard in the wrestling industry. Don't you know you're not supposed to use 'but' twice in a sentence? Let's get this straight, you attempt to make fun of me, because I am a foreigner, yet you can't speak correct english to save your life? Bravo, Evan, bravo. You have proven to me that you are much more of an unsophisticated man that I believed you were."

Zarek laughes aloud once again before pushing play, continuing on with the picking apart process of the hyped, Evan Pierce. The promo continues on, as Abram takes out a piece of paper and a pen. Abram begins to write down the stupid things that Evan tends to do, as Zarek continues to point them out.

"You know a cornerstone of American couples is."

Pause.

"Uhh...am I missing something here? Is that truley the end of the sentence? Is what, Evan, is what? You know a cornerstone of American couples is...what? Wow, what a complete dumbass. You attempt to give this big speech about your return, yet you leave everyone hanging. Evan, you will honestly have to get back to me with the rest of the sentence, because without knowing, I will honestly die of curiousity. You will understand why curiousity killed the cat."

Did this man not go to his english class? Was english the class he skipped so he could go smoke pot in the parking lot, because that would be a highly plausible excuse. Did this guy even go to school, because if he did, according to his speech, it remains to be unseen. It's a pathetic scene when I man tries to insult another man, yet he can not even speak correct english. Get a dictionary, or something Evan. I don't know, do they have books that teach how grammar? If not, sorry Evan, you're shit out of luck.

"Enjoy what you got and maybe down the road you will be able to get stronger from your husband cheating on you but then maybe you will be the woman who just turns her head while your husband rapes your daughter! You people all disgust me with the way your minds work but let me just tell you that the only thing that is real forever is, reality!"

Yet another pause. By this point, Zarek could tell this was going to be quite some night. Evan managed to make a complete fool of himself, even before he started talking about the match and attempting to insult me. It amazes me the way people are some time. Here's a tip Evan, the chicks don't dig the whole ignorant gimmick.

"Okay, there is really nothing wrong with these two sentences, english wise, but I just had to stop it here in order to remark on this guy's stupidity. He talks about some woman's husband raping their daughter, and then has the audacity to say people disgust him with the way their minds work. What a complete psycho. Oh, and I must add, nice line there in the end. The only thing that is real forever is, reality. Thanks for pointing it out there for us Captain Obvious, I appreciate it."

"They give me a match against a complete noob in Zarek Lyle! Zarek, I did some background checking on me and it sounds like you have had a really dull career."

"Nothing grammatically wrong with this part either, but if you listen closely, you will see that young Mr. Pierce has contradicted himself. He attempts to like powerful and experienced, but calling me a noob, yet somehow, he got some background check on me. Isn't that amazing? I'm a noob, yet somehow, I have a career about me. No matter how dull you believe my career is Evan, it's still a career, making me no noob to this game, not by a longshot."

"Zarek though your life has meant nothing and you will die a meaningless death most likely."

"Is that it again? Damn Evan, did you honestly manager to do it again? This, is not considered a sentence Evan. Okay, though my life has meant nothing blah, blah, blah...what? That's the end of the god damn sentence that you obviously failed to fill us in on. Abram, start making a list of sentences that I must make Evan finish one of these days."

"Zarek, not to pay no attention..."

"Holy crap Evan, you did not do what I think you just did. Didn't we learn not to do this in like, grade school? Hell, didn't we learn to speak proper english in grade school? I believe so. Abram, please tell Mr. Pierce what he has done wrong in this sentence. Not even looking at the rest of the sentence yet, just tell me what's wrong with the beginning."

"Mr. Pierce has used a double negative, which is complete disaster in the english language."

"Thank you for that lesson Abram, it was quite refreshing, and definitely correct. Wow Evan, even a seventeen year old kid knows what to do, and what not to do in the english language. It's a little sad when you're out smarted by a kid who is seven years your junior. I suppose that's just the way that life goes though. You have the smarter ones in life, such as Abram and myself, and then you have the dumbasses in life, such as Evan Pierce over here. Smooth, very smooth. Let's continue."

"Zarek, not to pay no attention to it or anything so let me just say this, I didn’t find your promo boring by any means but honestly."

"Oh my fricken' god, I am about to go insane. But honestly what, but honestly what? Be sure to write that one down as well Abram. Maybe we can send him a request to finish these damn sentences, or maybe take it to a fortune teller or something. Jeez"

"These names are out there with the elite to the best! You Zarek Lyle and your little bitch Abram at ringside can both bare witness to that next diamond in the rough, me, EVAN PIERCE!"

"Wow, let's all clap for Evan now everyone, clap for Evan. I am both proud yet sickened at this previous sentence. You see, Evan actually finished his damn sentence. Wow Evan, I am so proud of you I could cry. Although your last words were your own name, you still somehow managed to finish the damn sentence. Good job. The part that makes me want to blow chunkes is this diamond in the rough buisness. Wow Evan, was to be original. That's sarcasm in there if you were to stupid to catch it. This diamond in the rough crap, I've heard it tons of times before, and I'll be the first to tell you it never works out. Get a new slogan or something Evan, because you're just one of the millions that have used this line, and you're about the millionth person I don't believe."

"
Just remember one simple thing Zarek, the fact that Diamonds, they aren’t forever and nether is your career and don’t forget that I’m Evan Pierce, and your, well, NOT!"

"Ugh. Abram, will you do the honors? Proving this guy is a dumbass is way tiring than I expected it to be."

"Gladly. Here, Evan, being the ignorant prick that he is made two mistakes here. He used a pronoun 'they' after the obvious noun of 'diamonds', which is gramatically incorrect. Then, he also used 'and' twice in this sentece, which as he used two 'buts' before and was wrong, this is also wrong."

"Good job yet again Abram, atleast you know how to speak english, unlike our friend Mr. Pierce over here. All in all Pierce, nice little speech, until of course we picked it apart and showed it for what it's really worth. Let me just ask you a question, what did you plan on accomplishing from that little piece of crap you put together? Actually hurting me? Actually convincing people that you have this in the bag? Guess again Pierce. You might have everyone else around here fooled, believeing that you're some sort of prophet and you're here to claim the BUD Heavyweight Championship, but I, on the other hand, am not so easily fooled. There was a time, that I thought, maybe, just maybe, this guy could give me a match worth the effort I am to put fowarth. God knows Corey Vega, atleast you're trying I suppose. But I'm here to tell you to try harder, cause you're not going to get me with that. You want to know my opinion, Pierce, on why they put a veteran such as yourself up against me? My opinion is they knew you would be like this, they knew your ego would be out of control, and they put you up against me, because management knew I could keep you in check. Pierce, things might have come easier for you in the past, but you're going to have to try a lot harder than you think to push me down. So I've pushed Evan, much to your surpise, pretty hard I would imagine.So push back."


 


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From: MSN Nicknamewaиdεrıпg×dεaтнSent: 1/28/2007 4:28 AM


CHAPTER 2: 'AND YET, I'M THE FOREIGNER.'

PEOPLE U/M: Zarek Lyle, Abram McCallister  // Evan Pierce
BUD RECORD:
00/00/00
METHODS OF MADNESS: Whoa, this was fun. Numero duos (spelling in spanish=not my thing). This was is pointed at Evan Pierce only.

It had been but a few days ever since the final card for 2007 Wayz 2 Die was posted, and almost everyone has contributed to the buzz. Although certain superstars have yet to make their opinions known upon their matches at the upcoming pay-per-view, there are many that have. A match that is slowly progressing into something bigger would be the triple threat match between new BUD superstar, Zarek Lyle, returning veteran Evan Pierce, and active superstar, Corey Vega. What makes this match so real, is it's levels. You have a man just starting out in the buisness, a man who is returning, and a man who has been here for awhile. It really it quite genius.

After hearing that Evan Pierce was the second one to cut a promo in his match, Zarek was a bit hot-headed. Not by any means, because Evan had actually shown up, but more for the way Evan felt he needed to express himself. Zarek is not by any means I man the feels the need to insult his opponent, in order to get ahead in life. Oh no, Zarek has much more class than the lowlifes who attempt to degrade their opponents. There is nothing worth watching if a superstar is going to sit there and bash at the other superstar; it only makes them look ignorant, if anything. Infact, what makes them look even more ignorant, is that when they attempt to bash their opponent, they seem to butcher the english language. You can't help but laugh at the fool who believes he is doing a good job. It's really quite pathetic and sad, it really is.

"Alright Zarek, I got the tape from the recordings office."

Our scene begins in a highly furnished room, probably being a living room or something of the nature. The room is like any other living room; you have your couch, your end tables, your television, and so on. Abram McCallister, Zarek's new found assisstant, is sitting on one side of the three person couch. His attire almost mixes in with the dark brown color of the couch. Zarek then walks into the room, with a mind to destory anything that is on this tape.

"Ahh, thanks Abram. Now ladies and gentlemen, sit back and enjoy. We are taking you on a trip down memory lane, and in the process we will discover what weaknesses lie behind the tough guy wannabe, Evan Pierce."

A quick push of the play button send the television, which had displayed a black screen before now, into vision. It's as if you are looking into the past, and you really are, gazing upon when Evan Pierce made his oh so "wonderful" return speech. Evan's music hits, he walks down the ramp, and by this time Zarek is expressing his boredom by yawning. He pushes fast foward, not wanting to see this unentertaining sequence any longer, until he gets to Evan's speaking part.

"You know, I was one of the fastest rising stars in the history of the msn circuit back in August and October but then for some unforeseen reason I had to leave but it’s no different from if I would have stayed."

Evan speaks his first sentence, and Zarek laughes. He pushes the pause button, freezing the screen directly after Evan ended the sentence.

"Wow Evan, you almost had me fooled, believing you were a smart guy and everything, but alas, you have succeeded in proving me wrong. Congratulations. The returning, Evan Pierce, a deifnite man that will be soon be in the running for the BUD World Heavyweight Championship...begins his return speech with one of the most ignorant lines I've ever heard in the wrestling industry. Don't you know you're not supposed to use 'but' twice in a sentence? Let's get this straight, you attempt to make fun of me, because I am a foreigner, yet you can't speak correct english to save your life? Bravo, Evan, bravo. You have proven to me that you are much more of an unsophisticated man that I believed you were."

Zarek laughes aloud once again before pushing play, continuing on with the picking apart process of the hyped, Evan Pierce. The promo continues on, as Abram takes out a piece of paper and a pen. Abram begins to write down the stupid things that Evan tends to do, as Zarek continues to point them out.

"You know a cornerstone of American couples is."

Pause.

"Uhh...am I missing something here? Is that truley the end of the sentence? Is what, Evan, is what? You know a cornerstone of American couples is...what? Wow, what a complete dumbass. You attempt to give this big speech about your return, yet you leave everyone hanging. Evan, you will honestly have to get back to me with the rest of the sentence, because without knowing, I will honestly die of curiousity. You will understand why curiousity killed the cat."

Did this man not go to his english class? Was english the class he skipped so he could go smoke pot in the parking lot, because that would be a highly plausible excuse. Did this guy even go to school, because if he did, according to his speech, it remains to be unseen. It's a pathetic scene when I man tries to insult another man, yet he can not even speak correct english. Get a dictionary, or something Evan. I don't know, do they have books that teach how grammar? If not, sorry Evan, you're shit out of luck.

"Enjoy what you got and maybe down the road you will be able to get stronger from your husband cheating on you but then maybe you will be the woman who just turns her head while your husband rapes your daughter! You people all disgust me with the way your minds work but let me just tell you that the only thing that is real forever is, reality!"

Yet another pause. By this point, Zarek could tell this was going to be quite some night. Evan managed to make a complete fool of himself, even before he started talking about the match and attempting to insult me. It amazes me the way people are some time. Here's a tip Evan, the chicks don't dig the whole ignorant gimmick.

"Okay, there is really nothing wrong with these two sentences, english wise, but I just had to stop it here in order to remark on this guy's stupidity. He talks about some woman's husband raping their daughter, and then has the audacity to say people disgust him with the way their minds work. What a complete psycho. Oh, and I must add, nice line there in the end. The only thing that is real forever is, reality. Thanks for pointing it out there for us Captain Obvious, I appreciate it."

Play.

"They give me a match against a complete noob in Zarek Lyle! Zarek, I did some background checking on me and it sounds like you have had a really dull career."

Maybe doing something of this nature wasn't such a good idea, not because Zarek is scared what Evan Pierce will do, but how long it will take for Zarek to point out all of the stupid mistakes in Evan Pierce's grammer. For some speech that is supposed to be great, it was turning out to be total crap. Not even half way through and he's already made more errors than a fricken' french guy learning english as a second language. How the audience understood this guy, is beyond me.

"Nothing grammatically wrong with this part either, but if you listen closely, you will see that young Mr. Pierce has contradicted himself. He attempts to like powerful and experienced, but calling me a noob, yet somehow, he got some background check on me. Isn't that amazing? I'm a noob, yet somehow, I have a career about me. No matter how dull you believe my career is Evan, it's still a career, making me no noob to this game, not by a longshot."

Truth be told, I am not a noob at all. Nothing about my career, in any way, makes me a noob. I ran in a different circle of federations back then, and for the circle I ran in, people know my name. In my former circle, the Deathcore Wrestling Pit Championship is something to be proud of. I can see how people such as Evan Pierce, who doesn't even know how to speak, wouldn't understand that. Although you haven't heard of the federations I have occupied, it doesn't mean I'm new at the game dipshit. Believe it. Those federations, are more real than your hype.

"Zarek though your life has meant nothing and you will die a meaningless death most likely."

I'm beginning to sound like a broken record, and it's not pleasant in the least bit. By this moment, I feel it is my obligation to teach Evan something new, and that would be how to finish a damn sentence. Abram added the new sentence to the ever growing list.

"Is that it again? Damn Evan, did you honestly manage to do it again? This, is not considered a sentence Evan. Okay, though my life has meant nothing blah, blah, blah...what? That's the end of the god damn sentence that you obviously failed to fill us in on. Abram, start making a list of sentences that I must make Evan finish one of these days."

Zarek leans back into the couch, calming himself. It's so hard not to get worked up when you are forced to go up against a complete idiot. The worst part about it is, there's so much hype around this guy, and it's all wrong. Evan Pierce isn't one of the most revolutionary wrestlers I've ever seen, but more like one of the stupidest wrestlers I've ever seen. How can I man that doesn't have smarts outside of the ring, have smarts inside the ring? The answer? He can't.

"Zarek, not to pay no attention..."

Wow. Pause again. My finger was beginning the get a bit tired. Why couldn't Evan Pierce just be as smart as everyone believed he was? Sure as hell would make my life easier. Would definitely make my guilt go away about making this guy look like a dumbass. Honestly, I feel some guilt. Wait, wait...nope, I lied. The bastard deserves it.

"Holy crap Evan, you did not do what I think you just did. Didn't we learn not to do this in like, grade school? Hell, didn't we learn to speak proper english in grade school? I believe so. Abram, please tell Mr. Pierce what he has done wrong in this sentence. Not even looking at the rest of the sentence yet, just tell me what's wrong with the beginning."

Didn't seem like such a hard questiont too me, infact, it seemed way to easy. I was a bit hesitant asking Abram this question, being only seventeen years of age and everything. Looking at Pierce, maybe kids weren't being educated in schools anymore? I really have no idea, but that's the kind of impression the jerk leaves on you.

"Mr. Pierce has used a double negative, which is complete disaster in the english language."

Wow. So my theory of maybe kids just aren't learning anymore has been put to rest by Abram, and now I'm back to my theory that Evan Pierce is just a dumbass. With the way things are going, it appears that is the way things are going to be going. There's really no excuse for a man saying I pollute America, yet somehow he manages to speak a foreign language of his own. Evan Pierce has to much hype about it, and it might be just up to me to put that hype to rest.

"Thank you for that lesson Abram, it was quite refreshing, and definitely correct. Wow Evan, even a seventeen year old kid knows what to do, and what not to do in the english language. It's a little sad when you're out smarted by a kid who is seven years your junior. I suppose that's just the way that life goes though. You have the smarter ones in life, such as Abram and myself, and then you have the dumbasses in life, such as Evan Pierce over here. Smooth, very smooth. Let's continue."

I was a bit reluctant by this time, in pushing play yet again. My ears were probably already bleeding from the butchering of the english language by Evan Pierce. I couldn't listen much longer to a man who kepting bitching, and he didn't even bitch in fluent english. Then again, I was getting pleasure out of showing to the world what a complete dumbass he is. Well, maybe just a few more examples, and then I'll have to stop before my ear drum pops out.

"Zarek, not to pay no attention to it or anything so let me just say this, I didn’t find your promo boring by any means but honestly."

Zarek deeply sighs, and from what has happened before in this segment, it's only obvious as to what is coming next. Abram writes down the sentence, as one of the sentences Evan has to finish later, without Zarek even telling him to do so. In doing this, Abram prepares himself for what Zarek will say, and smiles on how stupid Evan Pierce appears to be.

"Oh my fricken' god, I am about to go insane. But honestly what, but honestly what? Be sure to write that one down as well Abram. Maybe we can send him a request to finish these damn sentences, or maybe take it to a fortune teller or something. Jeez"

Yet another sentence that will probably never be whole again, all because the ignorance of Evan Pierce.

"These names are out there with the elite to the best! You Zarek Lyle and your little bitch Abram at ringside can both bare witness to that next diamond in the rough, me, EVAN PIERCE!"

I'm really getting tired of hearing this guy talk, his voice is like nails on a chalkboard, god damn. With that and the fact that he's a complete duchebag, makes me want to burn this damn tape. Atleast that way, no other human being will have to go through this torture again.

"Wow, let's all clap for Evan now everyone, clap for Evan. I am both proud yet sickened at this previous sentence. You see, Evan actually finished his damn sentence. Wow Evan, I am so proud of you I could cry. Although your last words were your own name, you still somehow managed to finish the damn sentence. Good job. The part that makes me want to blow chunkes is this diamond in the rough buisness. Wow Evan, was to be original. That's sarcasm in there if you were to stupid to catch it. This diamond in the rough crap, I've heard it tons of times before, and I'll be the first to tell you it never works out. Get a new slogan or something Evan, because you're just one of the millions that have used this line, and you're about the millionth person I don't believe."

The button, from being pushed so many times was beginning to stick. Boredom, and fatigure were slowly setting in while

"
Just remember one simple thing Zarek, the fact that Diamonds, they aren’t forever and nether is your career and don’t forget that I’m Evan Pierce, and your, well, NOT!"

"Ugh. Abram, will you do the honors? Proving this guy is a dumbass is way tiring than I expected it to be."

"Gladly. Here, Evan, being the ignorant prick that he is made two mistakes here. He used a pronoun 'they' after the obvious noun of 'diamonds', which is gramatically incorrect. Then, he also used 'and' twice in this sentece, which as he used two 'buts' before and was wrong, this is also wrong."

"Good job yet again Abram, atleast you know how to speak english, unlike our friend Mr. Pierce over here. All in all Pierce, nice little speech, until of course we picked it apart and showed it for what it's really worth. Let me just ask you a question, what did you plan on accomplishing from that little piece of crap you put together? Actually hurting me? Actually convincing people that you have this in the bag? Guess again Pierce. You might have everyone else around here fooled, believeing that you're some sort of prophet and you're here to claim the BUD Heavyweight Championship, but I, on the other hand, am not so easily fooled. There was a time, that I thought, maybe, just maybe, this guy could give me a match worth the effort I am to put fowarth. God knows Corey Vega, atleast you're trying I suppose. But I'm here to tell you to try harder, cause you're not going to get me with that. You want to know my opinion, Pierce, on why they put a veteran such as yourself up against me? My opinion is they knew you would be like this, they knew your ego would be out of control, and they put you up against me, because management knew I could keep you in check. Pierce, things might have come easier for you in the past, but you're going to have to try a lot harder than you think to push me down. So I've pushed Evan, much to your surpise, pretty hard I would imagine.So push back."



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From: MSN Nicknamewaиdεrıпg×dεaтнSent: 1/28/2007 5:10 AM


CHAPTER 2: 'AND YET, I'M THE FOREIGNER.'

PEOPLE U/M: Zarek Lyle, Abram McCallister  // Evan Pierce
BUD RECORD:
00/00/00
METHODS OF MADNESS: Whoa, this was fun. Numero duos (spelling in spanish=not my thing). This was is pointed at Evan Pierce only.

It had been but a few days ever since the final card for 2007 Wayz 2 Die was posted, and almost everyone has contributed to the buzz. Although certain superstars have yet to make their opinions known upon their matches at the upcoming pay-per-view, there are many that have. A match that is slowly progressing into something bigger would be the triple threat match between new BUD superstar, Zarek Lyle, returning veteran Evan Pierce, and active superstar, Corey Vega. What makes this match so real, is it's levels. You have a man just starting out in the buisness, a man who is returning, and a man who has been here for awhile. It really it quite genius.

After hearing that Evan Pierce was the second one to cut a promo in his match, Zarek was a bit hot-headed. Not by any means, because Evan had actually shown up, but more for the way Evan felt he needed to express himself. Zarek is not by any means I man the feels the need to insult his opponent, in order to get ahead in life. Oh no, Zarek has much more class than the lowlifes who attempt to degrade their opponents. There is nothing worth watching if a superstar is going to sit there and bash at the other superstar; it only makes them look ignorant, if anything. Infact, what makes them look even more ignorant, is that when they attempt to bash their opponent, they seem to butcher the english language. You can't help but laugh at the fool who believes he is doing a good job. It's really quite pathetic and sad, it really is.

"Alright Zarek, I got the tape from the recordings office."

Our scene begins in a highly furnished room, probably being a living room or something of the nature. The room is like any other living room; you have your couch, your end tables, your television, and so on. Abram McCallister, Zarek's new found assisstant, is sitting on one side of the three person couch. His attire almost mixes in with the dark brown color of the couch. Zarek then walks into the room, with a mind to destory anything that is on this tape.

"Ahh, thanks Abram. Now ladies and gentlemen, sit back and enjoy. We are taking you on a trip down memory lane, and in the process we will discover what weaknesses lie behind the tough guy wannabe, Evan Pierce."

A quick push of the play button send the television, which had displayed a black screen before now, into vision. It's as if you are looking into the past, and you really are, gazing upon when Evan Pierce made his oh so "wonderful" return speech. Evan's music hits, he walks down the ramp, and by this time Zarek is expressing his boredom by yawning. He pushes fast foward, not wanting to see this unentertaining sequence any longer, until he gets to Evan's speaking part.

"You know, I was one of the fastest rising stars in the history of the msn circuit back in August and October but then for some unforeseen reason I had to leave but it’s no different from if I would have stayed."

Evan speaks his first sentence, and Zarek laughes. He pushes the pause button, freezing the screen directly after Evan ended the sentence.

"Wow Evan, you almost had me fooled, believing you were a smart guy and everything, but alas, you have succeeded in proving me wrong. Congratulations. The returning, Evan Pierce, a deifnite man that will be soon be in the running for the BUD World Heavyweight Championship...begins his return speech with one of the most ignorant lines I've ever heard in the wrestling industry. Don't you know you're not supposed to use 'but' twice in a sentence? Let's get this straight, you attempt to make fun of me, because I am a foreigner, yet you can't speak correct english to save your life? Bravo, Evan, bravo. You have proven to me that you are much more of an unsophisticated man that I believed you were."

Zarek laughes aloud once again before pushing play, continuing on with the picking apart process of the hyped, Evan Pierce. The promo continues on, as Abram takes out a piece of paper and a pen. Abram begins to write down the stupid things that Evan tends to do, as Zarek continues to point them out.

"You know a cornerstone of American couples is."

Pause.

"Uhh...am I missing something here? Is that truley the end of the sentence? Is what, Evan, is what? You know a cornerstone of American couples is...what? Wow, what a complete dumbass. You attempt to give this big speech about your return, yet you leave everyone hanging. Evan, you will honestly have to get back to me with the rest of the sentence, because without knowing, I will honestly die of curiousity. You will understand why curiousity killed the cat."

Did this man not go to his english class? Was english the class he skipped so he could go smoke pot in the parking lot, because that would be a highly plausible excuse. Did this guy even go to school, because if he did, according to his speech, it remains to be unseen. It's a pathetic scene when I man tries to insult another man, yet he can not even speak correct english. Get a dictionary, or something Evan. I don't know, do they have books that teach how grammar? If not, sorry Evan, you're shit out of luck.

"Enjoy what you got and maybe down the road you will be able to get stronger from your husband cheating on you but then maybe you will be the woman who just turns her head while your husband rapes your daughter! You people all disgust me with the way your minds work but let me just tell you that the only thing that is real forever is, reality!"

Yet another pause. By this point, Zarek could tell this was going to be quite some night. Evan managed to make a complete fool of himself, even before he started talking about the match and attempting to insult me. It amazes me the way people are some time. Here's a tip Evan, the chicks don't dig the whole ignorant gimmick.

"Okay, there is really nothing wrong with these two sentences, english wise, but I just had to stop it here in order to remark on this guy's stupidity. He talks about some woman's husband raping their daughter, and then has the audacity to say people disgust him with the way their minds work. What a complete psycho. Oh, and I must add, nice line there in the end. The only thing that is real forever is, reality. Thanks for pointing it out there for us Captain Obvious, I appreciate it."

Play.

"They give me a match against a complete noob in Zarek Lyle! Zarek, I did some background checking on me and it sounds like you have had a really dull career."

Maybe doing something of this nature wasn't such a good idea, not because Zarek is scared what Evan Pierce will do, but how long it will take for Zarek to point out all of the stupid mistakes in Evan Pierce's grammer. For some speech that is supposed to be great, it was turning out to be total crap. Not even half way through and he's already made more errors than a fricken' french guy learning english as a second language. How the audience understood this guy, is beyond me.

"Nothing grammatically wrong with this part either, but if you listen closely, you will see that young Mr. Pierce has contradicted himself. He attempts to like powerful and experienced, but calling me a noob, yet somehow, he got some background check on me. Isn't that amazing? I'm a noob, yet somehow, I have a career about me. No matter how dull you believe my career is Evan, it's still a career, making me no noob to this game, not by a longshot."

Truth be told, I am not a noob at all. Nothing about my career, in any way, makes me a noob. I ran in a different circle of federations back then, and for the circle I ran in, people know my name. In my former circle, the Deathcore Wrestling Pit Championship is something to be proud of. I can see how people such as Evan Pierce, who doesn't even know how to speak, wouldn't understand that. Although you haven't heard of the federations I have occupied, it doesn't mean I'm new at the game dipshit. Believe it. Those federations, are more real than your hype.

"Zarek though your life has meant nothing and you will die a meaningless death most likely."

I'm beginning to sound like a broken record, and it's not pleasant in the least bit. By this moment, I feel it is my obligation to teach Evan something new, and that would be how to finish a damn sentence. Abram added the new sentence to the ever growing list.

"Is that it again? Damn Evan, did you honestly manage to do it again? This, is not considered a sentence Evan. Okay, though my life has meant nothing blah, blah, blah...what? That's the end of the god damn sentence that you obviously failed to fill us in on. Abram, start making a list of sentences that I must make Evan finish one of these days."

Zarek leans back into the couch, calming himself. It's so hard not to get worked up when you are forced to go up against a complete idiot. The worst part about it is, there's so much hype around this guy, and it's all wrong. Evan Pierce isn't one of the most revolutionary wrestlers I've ever seen, but more like one of the stupidest wrestlers I've ever seen. How can I man that doesn't have smarts outside of the ring, have smarts inside the ring? The answer? He can't.

"Zarek, not to pay no attention..."

Wow. Pause again. My finger was beginning the get a bit tired. Why couldn't Evan Pierce just be as smart as everyone believed he was? Sure as hell would make my life easier. Would definitely make my guilt go away about making this guy look like a dumbass. Honestly, I feel some guilt. Wait, wait...nope, I lied. The bastard deserves it.

"Holy crap Evan, you did not do what I think you just did. Didn't we learn not to do this in like, grade school? Hell, didn't we learn to speak proper english in grade school? I believe so. Abram, please tell Mr. Pierce what he has done wrong in this sentence. Not even looking at the rest of the sentence yet, just tell me what's wrong with the beginning."

Didn't seem like such a hard questiont too me, infact, it seemed way to easy. I was a bit hesitant asking Abram this question, being only seventeen years of age and everything. Looking at Pierce, maybe kids weren't being educated in schools anymore? I really have no idea, but that's the kind of impression the jerk leaves on you.

"Mr. Pierce has used a double negative, which is complete disaster in the english language."

Wow. So my theory of maybe kids just aren't learning anymore has been put to rest by Abram, and now I'm back to my theory that Evan Pierce is just a dumbass. With the way things are going, it appears that is the way things are going to be going. There's really no excuse for a man saying I pollute America, yet somehow he manages to speak a foreign language of his own. Evan Pierce has to much hype about it, and it might be just up to me to put that hype to rest.

"Thank you for that lesson Abram, it was quite refreshing, and definitely correct. Wow Evan, even a seventeen year old kid knows what to do, and what not to do in the english language. It's a little sad when you're out smarted by a kid who is seven years your junior. I suppose that's just the way that life goes though. You have the smarter ones in life, such as Abram and myself, and then you have the dumbasses in life, such as Evan Pierce over here. Smooth, very smooth. Let's continue."

I was a bit reluctant by this time, in pushing play yet again. My ears were probably already bleeding from the butchering of the english language by Evan Pierce. I couldn't listen much longer to a man who kepting bitching, and he didn't even bitch in fluent english. Then again, I was getting pleasure out of showing to the world what a complete dumbass he is. Well, maybe just a few more examples, and then I'll have to stop before my ear drum pops out.

"Zarek, not to pay no attention to it or anything so let me just say this, I didn’t find your promo boring by any means but honestly."

Zarek deeply sighs, and from what has happened before in this segment, it's only obvious as to what is coming next. Abram writes down the sentence, as one of the sentences Evan has to finish later, without Zarek even telling him to do so. In doing this, Abram prepares himself for what Zarek will say, and smiles on how stupid Evan Pierce appears to be.

"Oh my fricken' god, I am about to go insane. But honestly what, but honestly what? Be sure to write that one down as well Abram. Maybe we can send him a request to finish these damn sentences, or maybe take it to a fortune teller or something. Jeez"

Yet another sentence that will probably never be whole again, all because the ignorance of Evan Pierce.

"These names are out there with the elite to the best! You Zarek Lyle and your little bitch Abram at ringside can both bare witness to that next diamond in the rough, me, EVAN PIERCE!"

I'm really getting tired of hearing this guy talk, his voice is like nails on a chalkboard, god damn. With that and the fact that he's a complete duchebag, makes me want to burn this damn tape. Atleast that way, no other human being will have to go through this torture again.

"Wow, let's all clap for Evan now everyone, clap for Evan. I am both proud yet sickened at this previous sentence. You see, Evan actually finished his damn sentence. Wow Evan, I am so proud of you I could cry. Although your last words were your own name, you still somehow managed to finish the damn sentence. Good job. The part that makes me want to blow chunkes is this diamond in the rough buisness. Wow Evan, was to be original. That's sarcasm in there if you were to stupid to catch it. This diamond in the rough crap, I've heard it tons of times before, and I'll be the first to tell you it never works out. Get a new slogan or something Evan, because you're just one of the millions that have used this line, and you're about the millionth person I don't believe."

The button, from being pushed so many times was beginning to stick. Boredom, and fatigure were slowly setting in.

"
Just remember one simple thing Zarek, the fact that Diamonds, they aren’t forever and nether is your career and don’t forget that I’m Evan Pierce, and your, well, NOT!"

Oh, ha ha Evan, you got me. You're Evan Pierce, and I'm not. Whoa, for a second there, I actually thought I was Evan Pierce, but thanks for setting the record straight. For a moment there, I thought I was actually the biggest dumbass on earth, thanks for setting the record straightl, I was beginning to panic and feel sorry for myself.

"Ugh. Abram, will you do the honors? Proving this guy is a dumbass is way tiring than I expected it to be."

"Gladly. Here, Evan, being the ignorant prick that he is made two mistakes here. He used a pronoun 'they' after the obvious noun of 'diamonds', which is gramatically incorrect. Then, he also used 'and' twice in this sentece, which as he used two 'buts' before and was wrong, this is also wrong."

"Good job yet again Abram, atleast you know how to speak english, unlike our friend Mr. Pierce over here. All in all Pierce, nice little speech, until of course we picked it apart and showed it for what it's really worth. Let me just ask you a question, what did you plan on accomplishing from that little piece of crap you put together? Actually hurting me? Actually convincing people that you have this in the bag? Guess again Pierce. You might have everyone else around here fooled, believeing that you're some sort of prophet and you're here to claim the BUD Heavyweight Championship, but I, on the other hand, am not so easily fooled. There was a time, that I thought, maybe, just maybe, this guy could give me a match worth the effort I am to put fowarth. God knows Corey Vega, atleast you're trying I suppose. But I'm here to tell you to try harder, cause you're not going to get me with that. You want to know my opinion, Pierce, on why they put a veteran such as yourself up against me? My opinion is they knew you would be like this, they knew your ego would be out of control, and they put you up against me, because management knew I could keep you in check. Pierce, things might have come easier for you in the past, but you're going to have to try a lot harder than you think to push me down. So I've pushed Evan, much to your surpise, pretty hard I would imagine.So push back."

The scene slowly begins to fade out as Abram ejects the tape. Zarek grabs it and proceeds to rip out the actual material from the top of the video. If someone were to see this tape in a hundred years, they would surely think our generation was nothing more then ignorant slimeballs running around saying how great they are. Pathetic, I know. But I suppose that's what kind of feeling Evan Pierce sets off. I really don't see what the big deal is about this guy. He's supposed to be this veteran, this prodigy, but the only ability I have seen from him, is his ability to make numerous grammatical errors in one speech. With the knowledge that we have out there today, believe me, that is definitely some ability you have there Evan. It's funny, really, when you think upon it. Evan Pierce makes a joke out of the english language while trying to look superior, and yet, I'm the foreigner? Exactly.

Gone.



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