METHODS OF MADNESS: Psh. Fade out? I don't think so. Sigh. You know, he atleast tried to come out here and lay it all out for DC. Zarek tried to say a few things that had been at the back of everyone's mind since BUDmania, he tried to bring to the table the rumors that had been said, he TRIED to bring fowarth a simple challenge, it's as easy as that. All DC had to do is accept the challenge and be done with it but NO, DC can't even do that. Of course he had to open his mouth and make a complete fool of himself once again, but who really didn't see that coming? DC has a habit of making an ass out of himself, so who really thought a month of sitting on a couch would change him for the better. Nope, it's the same good ol' dumbass Dark Child that stands here...unfortunantly. What DC FAILED to realize was that Zarek said many times that he wasn't in the match, he wasn't there, so he wouldn't know what happened. He stated several times that people in that match had said those things after DC's departure. He even went so far as to give DC the benefit of the doubt and say those things might not be true, who knows, but still Dark Child wants to be little himself. It's like having a second Leaky Format running around this fucking place. You've got to be fucking kidding me. It wasn't an excuse, by any means, and he made it crystal clear that these accusations didn't come from himself. Why Dark Child only hears what he wants to hear, is beyond me. Was there any sort of complaining in that fricken' promo? I think fucking not, so DC needs to learn to get his facts straight before he opens that big mouth of his. Was there any sort of speech about how DC didn't walk away with the gold? No, there was absolutley not. No whining, no crying, not anything of the sort, yet in DC's mind, there was, and you wonder who planted that cocaine in Mark Riggs' bag. Hmm...I think I know who. Dark Child IS the most overrated JOBBER KING in BUD, and all the facts point to it. Was there any sort of crying that DC was back? No, I actually recall Zarek being happy that DC was back, cause now he'd be able to actually kick his ass in the ring. Another one of DC's many many illusions. Predictable. As much as DC hated to admit it, the fans DIDN'T love to see him back. Well, I take that back, they did want to see him back...but only so Zarek would be able to take him to the mat once and for all. The Hulk Hogan of BUD? Maybe in the sense that he's going out of his mind, and nobody wants to see him back ever again because he just won't go the fuck away, but otherwise, I think not. The only thing Dark Child will realize in coming back to BUD as that people never wanted him here in the beginning, sure as hell don't want him here now, and he should've have just stayed retired, on his couch, where it's safe. DC puts his hands around his eyes, listening for the chants? WTF. Does DC's eyes pick up sound waves or something? Damn, he must have gotten some special lazer eye surgery so he can hear through them things. Obviously they're not working, because he didn't hear a damn thing Zarek just said. Pissing and moaning? I think not. By now Zarek has the biggest smile on his face, holding himself back from cracking up. There really was no sense to this kid. What in the bloody hell was he speaking about? Meh, what the hell, does Zarek really have to put him in his place once again? Damn. DC stood there, hoping he'd be able to let the scene fade and hopefully he wouldn't have to be verbally raped by Zarek for the millionth time. Oh damn, too late. "Nobody wants to hear about the 'shit' that happened monthes ago, eh? Then why the hell are you still bringing it up? All you could talk about was BUDmania, and yourself picking Nova as your rep, and him going on to become the World Heavyweight Champion when you were speaking with Drew, yet now, nobody wants to hear about it? Wow, wasn't that the biggest hypocritical statement I've ever heard?" The audience begin to laugh. "Wait, I can do you one better. You thought our beef was over, eh? I have Jade all to myself now, right? If everything was over, then why did you feel the need to interupt a promo a little over a month ago, in my match against Leaky Format, which by the way had nothing to do with you? If you really had nothing against me, thought this whole thing between us was over, then why barge in, huh? Sounds like someone is puking up shit just to make himself look better. Let me give you some advice DC, it's not very wise to lie to the fans, because they'll end up hating you for it, not like they don't already, but meh. You seem to be the biggest hypocrite that isn't a politican. You say you thought things were done, yet you interupt a promo of mine that has nothing to do with you. Hmm...sounds like you were up to your old games of trying to start stuff, to me. Then let's turn it around and make it seem like Zarek was calling me out for no reason, yeah that's good. Hey DC, GET A FUCKING BRAIN!" "What does this have to do with Drew Stevenson? If you remember correctly, you little fuckmook, Drew was the own asking to team with Dante. So why would I be mad that he decided to retract his statement and get himself a partner that he'll have to drag through the tag team division? It's not my choice. Drew makes his own decisions, whatever himself and Dante had going on is between them. Looks like you're just making up excuses right about now." "You attempt to make it seem like it's my fault that you're out here, and I'm challenging you. You make it seem like you have no hard feelings for what happened with Jade. Yet, what exactly was that statement towards the end of your promo again? Wait, what, cat got your tounge? Okay, I'll repeat it back to you. Something about, this is your retribution for taking the one person you liked away from you. Hmm...now, Im no expert, that's for damn sure, but that sounds like a bitter statement if I ever heard one, wouldn't you agree? She was your manager DC, not your fricken' sex slave so get over it. If you wanted more, then you should have asked for more, or done something before she jumped to me. By the way, she was still your manager even though we were going out, you were the one that laid your hands on her, and you're the reason why she made you lose that match. I didn't tell her to throw the match, she made that decision on her own because you wanted to be all hickville Mr. I am Man, HERE ME ROAR, make me a sandwhich. It's your own fault, so shut the fuck up and take responsibilites for your actions." "As for this little match you set up with me and yourself, I'd have to say...hell no." That fans have a mixed reaction. "If you would bother to look around BUD, or even take a little stroll backstage, you would have found out that I am still on my quest to gain back my title. If you would have bothered to see what's going on in the federation that you left behind, you would know that I'm already booked for Rage and Retribution. Hell, if you would have bothered to get off your ass and turn on the TV this past Hangover, you would have known that I'm involved in a triple threat, so don't begin to make matches when you have no idea what the hell is going on. If you would have bothered to take the shit out of your ears and listen to me for a second, you would have known that I was challenging you to a Hangover match, because like I said before, I'm already booked for R&R." "So we either have our little burning scaffold match on the Hangover after Rage and Retribution, on the next pay-per-view or whatever, but Madison Square Garden, is simply out of the question...