ZAREK LYLE, JADE, KIMBERLY PAIN, AND MELANIE THOMAS versus LEAKY FORMAT AND THE LEAK GUARDS. "YES YES YA! YOUR DREAMS ARE NOW FULLFILL! GET OUT YOUR SEATS AND LETS GET ILL! LIVE BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES, HE IS THA EPITOME OF GREATNESS, YOUR WRESTLING ICON, GIVE IT UP FOR THA LEAKY ONE....LEAKYFORMAT" THE LIGHTS GOES DOWN AS THE MUSIC PLAYS...FOR THEY IS THE KINGDOM, THE POWER, THE GLORY FOREVER.... THE KINGS THE RULER THE RULER RULES" Leaky Format walks out as the crowd boos and chants, "Leaky sucks." Behind him, appear the members of the Leak Guards. Leaky does a spin and drops to his knees as more pyros erupts, and the Leak Guards pose behind him. As he walks to the ring with a cocky strut playing to the crowd. Lily: "Coming to the ring, at a combined weight of...*pauses cause there is no info on them*, Leaky Format and the Leak Guards!" Getting to the ring, the referee calls out to the Guards for only three to continue and the rest to go back to the locker room. The three chosen are Rickey, Bobby, and Johnny. They enter the ring and Leaky does another muscle pose, awaiting the arrival of his opponents. The arena is filed with fans, chanting for their favorite superstar. The chanting continues when suddenly the lights go out. The audience is left in the dark when "Meaning Of Life" by Disturbed pours out of the speakers. The fan favorite Zarek Lyle appears at the top of the ramp with a warm welcome from the audience. Lily: "On his way to the ring, weighing in at 220lbs., Zarek Lyle!" He jumps up and down, pointing to the crowd, making them scream even more. He then runs down the ramp, and jumps up onto the aapron. He then proceeds to the left turnbuckle, climbs it, and points to the crowd once again before turning his gaze to Leaky. He looks at him with a smile on his face before jumping off the aapron and to the outside, he's not so stupid as to wait in the ring for his teammates with Leaky and his Guards in the ring. Like always there was calm before the real storm, fans were so quiet like they were in graveyard not in the arena. But that was probably because they knew something was going to happen in the following few minutes. Suddenly the lights dimmed out and the air started getting colder, the darkness wrapped all of the stage for like a minute. Then a video wall started stirring and finally something appeared on it. Actually it was a commercial about Jade. Gorgeous new photo shoot was shown. After the video broke down the lights finally blazed the arena and �?/SPAN>FUCK YOU!!! I don’t need this shit! You stupid sadistic abusive fucking whore�?followed by a boom and Allegro’s song “Someone else�?blasted the P.A system. The fans exploded, more of them were booing of course but some of them despite all the hatred were chanting Jade’s name. And suddenly a shadow appeared on the ramp. No, wait! Two shadows appeared on the ramp and fans suddenly had the mixed reaction, a wave of booing crossed the stage. Lily: "Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 114lbs, Jade!" Jade appeared like always beautiful and shinny, with smile upon her face dressed in mid-short jeans, nice belly-bottom top and trainning shoes. She made her way down the ring, and stays by Zarek's side. The two share in a kiss before smiling up at the Leak Guards, they look on in disgust. CC: "Is this the making of a great match, or a porn flick?" As the audience is awaiting the arrival of the other two participants in the match, "U + Ur Hand" by Pink hits the pa system, and walking through the black curtain is none other than Melanie Thomas. She walks down to the ring like a woman on a mission. Lily: "Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 140lbs, Melanie Thomas!" She takes her place next to Zarek on the other side, and the three of them wait for their final teammate. Lights flicker as "Rain Down on Me" by Kanye West plays and Kimberly appears upon the stage. Slowly and methodically she makes her way down the ramp towards the ring. Lily: "Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 132lbs, Kimberly Pain!" All four of them wait about two seconds before sliding into the ring. Then the stomping begins, and the punchs fly, everyone already at each other's throughts, as the bell sounds. It's to hard to tell anything at the moment, with everyone going up against everyone, nobody really focusing on a specific person. The ref tries his best to break up the eight person mob and gets each person to their respective sides. The first people being chosen are Melanie Thomas and Johhny. The two start off in a test of strength, which Johnny capatalizes on. Johnny is getting the best of Melanie, when she suddenly gets a burst of strength, showing she is more than what Johnny thought, and takcles him to the ground. She begins delivering punches to him and the ref starts the count for her to get off. Melanie is vicious, but knows how not to get DQed, so she immediatly complies and gets off of Johnny. Melanie helps Johnny to his feet, which he now takes advantage of and headbutts her. Melanie falls back a bit, surprised at Johnny's move, as Johnny rubs his forehead. Realizing the situation, Johnny runs and delivers a dropkick to Melanie, knocking her to the mat. Johnny walks over to the fallen Melanie and yanks on her hair, which attracts the ref. As the ref is distracted by Johnny's move, Rickey drops down and starts delivering punches to Melanie from the outside. As soon as the ref turns around, Rickey stops, and goes back to his corner. Johnny then continues his assualt, getting Melanie to her feet, and delivering a hard scoop slam, driving her into the mat. He then goes for the first cover of the match. 1... Melanie gets her arm up, causing none of the members of either team to enter the ring in assistance to their partners. He tries to cover her again, but she shoves him off. They both get to their feet and Melanie kicks Rickey to the midsection, her anger fueled due to Rickey's illegal move beforehand. She hooks his arms and flings him over her head for somewhat of a double arm suplex, making him land near her teams corner. She tags in Kim, and lets her have a go at Johnny. JF: "First tag of the night. WOO! Let's get this party going!" Melanie doesn't go back to her corner, oh no, but rather goes to the outside of the ring, and drags Rickey off of the aapron, beginning to pummel him. In the ring, Kim has locked Johnny in a headlock, but he gets to the ropes, being so close to them. She drags him to the center of the ring, runs to the ropes, and executes a rolling thunder on Johnny. She covers. 1...2.. Bobby enters the ring, and breaks up the count just in time, believing his teammate may not be able to kick out of the assault played upon him by both females. The ref backs him off, but Kim is yet to be finished with Johnny. She looks at him on the ground, and lets him raise his head before delivering a devastating and loud bitchslap, so hard he is forced back to the mat. The audience respond with cheers and "awww"s. Kim drags Johnny to his feet and whips him to the ropes, Johnny bounds back and with whatever strength he has left, attempts to counts Kim's coming closeline but they both end up being closelined. Kim is down long enough for Johnny to tag in Bobby. Kim, however, still has way more fight left in her, and chooses not to tag in anyone. Bobby enters the ring and immediatly strikes Kim down with a knee attack (ala Triple H). He runs to ropes, bounds off, and delivers a knee right to Kim's throat, obviously more on his game than Rickey or Johnny. By the way, Melanie and Rickey have continued their attack on each other on the outside, and it is slowly turning messy with heads slaming into the color commentary announce table. Bobby raises him to her feet and then knocks her back down with a half-crescent kick. He starts laughing, believing Kim to be nothing more than a joke. He raises her to her feet yet again, and she attempts to fight back, proving she has heart, but Bobby is just to fresh, and he returns Kim to the mat with a side effect. CC: "Bobby getting the best of Kim now, which will probably come back to bit him in his ass..." By now, both Zarek and Jade are reaching out their hands, thinking that Kim needs a break. Bobby walks a bit over to them and laughes at them, right in their faces, saying he's never going to let Kim go. Unfortunantly, Bobby's arrogance was his downfall, and while he was taunting Zarek and Jade, Kim was getting to her feet. She runs up behind him and drops a deadly belly to back suplex, landing Bobby right on his neck. She gets to her feet, as well as Bobby, and tags in Zarek. Fresh, and fueled by the taunting, Zarek enters the ring at full force, jumps up and hits Bobby right in the face with a shinning wizard. Johnny sees this and enters the ring as well, in hopes of helping Bobby. Johnny enters the ring, only to recieve a calf kick to the neck from Zarek, which sends him out of the ring. Zarek turns his attention to Bobby, and executes a standing moonsalt. He goes for a pin. 1...2... Kick out. Zarek gets to his feet and hooks Bobby's head, jumps, and drives his head down for a tornado DDT. The loud smack of his head hitting the mat drives the audience wild. Zarek gets to his feet, but his brought back down to the mat by a tug at his legs from Johnny. He drags Zarek out of the ring and begins pummeling him, his intention for Zarek to get a count out. Doing some quick thinking, Kim runs to the side of the aapron and jumps, hitting Johnny with a swantom bomb off of the aapron. This move sends the crowd over the edge. Meanwhile, Melanie and Rickey have gone around the ring with their madness, and both of them don't seem to keen on continuing the match. Melanie is more about getting her revenge on Rickey, and Rickey is more about surviving Melanie's attack. Rickey takes hold of her and tosses her up so she lands on the baracade. The crowd gives off a loud "OOO" in response to that. Back in the ring, Zarek has gotten back inside, and the referee has stopped counting him out. Bobby, now to his feet, stomps on Zarek as he enters the ring. Zarek battles back but is kicked in the face, forcing him to the mat. Bobby raises Zarek to his feet and whips him to the ropes. Zarek hits the ropes, jumps up, and smacks a springboard dropkick on Bobby, taking a lot out of both of them. They both turn to their respective partners and begin crawling towards them. The audience begins to chant for Zarek to reach Jade, as both Jade and Leaky hold out their hand, reaching for their teammate.  Both tags are made, as Jade and Leaky enter the ring. JF: "We're getting down to the wire here." The two gaze at each other from across the ring, both knowing to be warry of the other. The crowd erupts again as the chaos from the match comes to a halt with these two staring at each other. From out of nowhere, Zarek and Bobby charge at each other across the ring, and hit each other at the ropes, forcing them out of the ring with most of the other people involved in the match. CC: "Jade and Leaky are the only ones in the ring, it's a one-on-one." The two circle around each other, and Leaky is the first to charge. Jade moves to the side, sending Leaky into the ropes, as he bounds back, Jade catches him and slams him down with a sidewalk slam. They get to their feet, Leaky a little slower than Jade due to the move Jade just performed. The two go at each other again, but this time Leaky gets the best of Jade, and hits her with a full nelson slam. The two get up and gaze at each other from across the ring yet again. Jade walks forward and lands that legendary slap across Leaky's face. This surprises him and distracts him enough for her to take advantage, and land a jawbreaker on him. It doesn't get him down to the ground, but he staggers back a bit, clutching his jaw. Jade runs and spears Leaky to the ground, the audience erupts at Jade getting the upperhand. Jade holds a hand in the air, taunting the crowd, signaling it's almost over. Leaky slowly gets to his feet, and Jade positions herself at his back, for the Moulin Rouge. Unknowing to Jade, as the ref is looking at the chaos of the outside, Leaky reaches inside his pants, pulls out some brass knuckles and hits Jade in the head. The crowd boos in disgust. Leaky takes a hold of Jade, and pulls her up by her hair. CC: "Oh no, Leaky's got Jade in his grasp." Leaky kicks her to the midsection followed by the Wet Down, laying her out in the middle of the ring. Jade is out for the count, and Leaky is all too knowing of this fact. While this fight is going on between Jade and Leaky, Melanie and Rickey are on the outside battling it out. Rickey is getting the upperhand at first, showing that the Leak Guards can duke it out individual as well. He lands a few punches to Melanie before hard closelining her down to the floor with a loud smack. Suprisingly, Melanie jumps up, a little sore, but showing why she took on Big Tony just for kicks. Rickey is flabbergasted that Melanie got back up as fast as she did, and didn't expect the calf kick that Melanie landed right to his chest. The kick knocked the wind out of him, as he staggers backwards, trying not to fall over. Melanie then capatalizes on the situation and hits a closeline of her own on Rickey, bouncing his head of the ground with an even louder thud. Meanwhile, Kim is manhandling the smallest member of the Leak Guards, Johnny. Kim is getting the best of him with ease, locking him into some type of armbar. Coming to the rescue of his fellow member, Bobby comes around the corner, jumping off the baracade onto Kim and Johnny. It takes them all a bit to get up, but now it's a two on one assault. The three begin exchanging punches, but Kim no longer has one up on Johnny like she did before, and the two prove to be to much for her. Loosing her ballance, Bobby spears Kim into the baracade, andd she sinks down into it. The fans behind her begin tapping her on her arm, telling her to get up, which motivates her to move on. Johnny and Bobby help her to her feet, and then raise her up into something resembling a double spinebuster. On the way down, Kim reverses the maneuever on both Leak Guard members and delivers a doubt DDT, sending their faces straight into the ground below. So we know Melanie has just showed Ricky her strength, we know that Kim has just laid out both Johnny and Bobby, and we know that Leaky is about to make the pin inside of the ring, but where is Zarek Lyle? On top of the turnbuckle of course. As Bobby ran to help his mate, Zarek saw what was happening in the ring and climbed to the top of the turnbuckle. He calls out to Leaky who turns to receives an amazing display of a flying hurricaranna. JF: "Holy crap this match is chaos, there's stuff happening everywhere!" Zarek gets up, feeling the effects of that neck injury from last week, and runs to meet Leaky, attempting to get up. Leaky tries to tackle Zarek out of the gate, but Zarek catches him, lifting him into the air for an Apolo's Call (Fisherman Suplex DDT). The crowd erupts with cheers as Leaky's head is driven into the canvas. Zarek goes to cover, but wait, who's the legal man? Jade is. Jade is pretty much on her feet by this time, recovering from Leaky's attack a bit earlier. She hooks Leaky's leg, and the referee hits the mat. 1...2...3! CC: "Wow, they did it, the Leak Guards have been knocked off their high horse." JF: "Careful though, Zarek still has to defend that BUDvision Championship in two weeks" Lily: "Here are your winners, Zarek Lyle, Jade, Kimberly Pain, and Melanie Thomas!" Jade and Zarek hug in the ring, as Kim and Melanie hold up their heads in victory, waiting at the bottom of the ramp. As if by cue, Leaky begins to raise to his feet, and the Leak Guards enter the ring, carrying various weapons. Ricky hits Zarek in the back with a chair, forcing him forward, knocking Jade out of the ring. Kim and Melanie go to help her up as the Leak Guards begin yet another attack on Zarek. Melanie attempts to slide in and help Zarek, but an attempted chair shot from Bobby makes her back off. The Leak Guards continue their attack with foreign objects as the girls look on in horror, feeling there's nothing for them to do, and Leaky looks on with a smile of satisfaction. Leaky brings Zarek to his feet and delivers the second Wet Down in two weeks on Zarek. They laugh, exit the ring, and exit through the crowd, as the females run to the ring, cursing Leaky, seeing if Zarek is okay. CC: "I hope Leaky gets what's coming to him..."