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From: MSN Nicknamewaиdεrıпg×dεaтн  (Original Message)Sent: 2/28/2008 1:43 AM

Opener
Chambers of War Match

Bells and Gongs toll as smoke arises from the floors of the arena. Samurai drummers march down the entrance way and drum as a Parade Dragon dances out and Fire pyro goes off in the entrance way as Kabuki Dragon makes his way out. He unsheeths his sword for some wonderful sword play as Black Hole Sun blares across the PA system.

The lights suddenly go dark without any sense of warning as "Descent" by Fear Factory begins to play over the pa system. Two figures come through the black curtain. As the lights slowly raise, you see Misery walking down the ramp, slowly followed by his manager, Lady Andromeda. They both hop onto the apron and flip over the top rope. Misery goes to a corner and hops on it, to get the crowd roaring, while Lady Andromeda claps for him. Misery then hops off and goes to the corner, staring up at the ramp to await the next performer in his show.

Commercials End When We Hear The Instrumental Version Of "I'm So Sick" By Flyleaf. As The Beat Plays About 14 Seconds Into The Song We See A Huge Thing Of Blue Pyro ShootS Up From The Sides Of The Stage As A Smoke Like Pyro Starts As The Smoke Like Pyro Is Going We See None Other Then Jason Stangs Pop Out From Behind The Curtain. As He Pops Out The Crowd Starts To Boo. Jason Stangs Walks Out Smileing And Shaking His Head. As He Gets To The Center Of The Stage He Stops And Looks Out Into The Crowd.As The Crowd Continues To Boo Jason Turns To The Left Of The Stage And Walks Completely To The Left Side Of The Stage. As He Gets There He Throws His Arms Up Like A Randy Orton Pose. As He Does The Crowd Continues To Boo. Just As He Finshes His Pose He Walks Back To The Center As He Stops And Goes To The Opposite Side Of The Stage That He Came From. As He Gets Over There He Does Another Randy Orton Like Pose As The Crowd Pours In With Boo's Once More. As Jason Holds That Pose For A Little While He Drops It As He Walks Back To The Center Of The Stage. As He He Gets To The Center Of The Stage He Wastes No Time As He Starts His March To The Ring. As He Comes Down The Ramp Fans Hold Their Hands Out Some Waiveing Signs And Some Not. As They Continue To Hold Their Hands Out Jason Doesn't Acknowledge The Fact That Their Hands Were Out There. As Jason Is Walking Down Some Of The Hands Touch Him As He Pulls His Arm Away From Them. As He Pulls It Away He Taunts As If He's Going To Hit The Fans. As He Continuously Taunts The Fans Continue You To Boo Him. Jason Gets To The End Of The Ramp As He Stops And Looks Around. As The Crowd Continues To Boo Jason Smiles And Bobs His Head Once More. Jason Gets A Running Start As He Slides Into The Ring Sliding All The Way To The Center. As He Gets To The Center He Gets Into A Crocadile Hunting Type Position As He Looks Into The Crowd. As The Fans Continueously Boo Jason Continues Ignoring Them. As He Ignores Them. As He Holds The Pose Again For A Second He Then Gets Up To One Knee As He Then Hops Up To Both Feet. As He Hops To Both Feet He Does Somewhat Of A Brother D-Von Turn.

"On The Grind" Darren Smith comes out crip walking down the ring and throwing gang signs. At the end of the ramp, he walks up the apron and pulls out a super soaker and circles the ring pumping it up getting it locked and loaded. His eyes get fixed on a lady in the front row wearing a white t-shirt. Walking over her he leans over and whispers in her ear and she licks her lips and nods. He sprays her down with water and licks from her naval up to her lips and they engage in a quick make out session. Pulling away he pulls a pen out of his back pocket and writes his phone number on her breasts and gives her a wink before sliding in the ring. Jumping on the top turnbuckle he sits down facing the ring and waits for his opponet.

.Pitch black starting out in the arena, an eeriee silence can be heard, untill the music begins. Ofcourse the intro is creepy enough, once the main guitar chorus hits the speakers the lights strobe and flicker a redish orange color. Boo's echo throughout the arena, sure to flood out the few cheers he got. From out of the back, wearing his signature hoodie and wrestling trunks, he slowly pulls his hood back, and holds his chin high in the air with his eyes closed taking in the crowd's disrespect. Leaning his head back down he holds his signature taunt over his head before slowly walking down towards the ring, and pulling himself upon the side of the canvas and walking towards the nearest turnbuckle post. Pulling himself up from the outside he leans down, with his hair hanging freely in the air, he slams back and taunts with a booker T like manner. After recieving a pop from the crowd he leaps into the ring over the top rope, walks into his corner proping against the turnbuckles and awaits his opponents staring focused.

The lights cut off completely in the arena, leaving only the glow of the BUDtron illuminating the ring and the fans. Suddenly, the image of a man readying himself for a match appears on the screen, followed by a well known rhyme...

"If ya feelin' like a pimp, go and brush your shoulders off
Ladies is pimps too, go and brush your shoulders off
_______ is crazy baby, don't forget ya boy told ya
Get. That. Dirt Off Your Shoulder!"

A huge pyrotechnic display erupts on stage, and is followed by the roars of thousands of BUD faithful. A moment later, The Original Bad Man comes out from under the BUDtron, wearing his ring attire with a black hoodie. Walking with a purpose, he keeps his head down as the cheers of his fans echo throughout the arena, and the ring announcer welcomes him. Reaching the ring, he slides in under the bottom rope, climbs the nearest turnbuckle to the second rope and throws up the Originator symbol for all of his fans. As his name is chanted over and over, he jumps down and turns his attention to the rest of his opponents.

LM: "This is it folks, the second Chambers of War match is about to be under way!"

The referee on the outside of the cage closes the door, and clamps it shut with a lock and key. He gives the okay to the guys over at the side table, who ring the bell, signaling for the match to begin. At this moment, there are six people in the ring, all attempting to be on the offensive, there's no telling who will come after you, at what time. Misery runs at Jason Stangs and they both go to town on each other in the corner. OBM turns around and punches Darren Smith right in the face, which causes them two to go at it. Last but not least we have Kabuki Dragon and Alexander Shockley, who pair off just because they are the only other two people that aren't doing anything. All three pairs throw numerous amounts of punches every which way. It just looks like a bunch of chaos, as the buzzer ticks away.

MH: "Holy crap, I can barely keep track of what's going on inside the ring.

Misery and Jason are battling it out in the corner. Misery appears to have lifted Jason up, letting him sit on top of the turnbuckle, as he continues to punch him. OBM has somehow gotten Darren Smith on the ground and is stomping a fricken' mudhole in him. Alex and Kabuki have tied up, giving Alex the better of the tie up. Alexander whips Kabuki Dragon towards the ropes, bounding him off of them. As Kabuki runs back, he reverses whatever Alex had planned, planting Alex with a huge DDT. Kabuki wants to hurry up and get to the next level of the cage, so he immediatly fishes for the ladder that is under the ring. Once he finds he, he takes it out and slides it back into the ring with ease. As Alex is getting up, the ladder hits him in the ankle, taking him down to the canvas again.

Misery has just delivered a big arm toss off the top rope to Jason, causing him to crash down below. OBM has appeared to have gotten Darren in some type of sleeper hold maneuever, as Kabuki Dragon slides back into the ring. He takes a hold of Alex, and just like Alex did to him, he attempts to whip Alex towards the ropes. Kabuki whips him the wrong way though, and Alex ends up spearing OBM off of Darren, and right into the canvas. On the other hand, Misery is about to put Stangs into some sort of leg lock, like a sharpshooter, so he doesn't even see when Kabuki begins rushing at him. Kabuki Dragon catches Misery right in the chin with a flying calf kick. He's trying to clear house, if you will, so he'll be able to climb the ladder.

LM: "Damn, this Kabuki Dragon kid seems to be clearing the place clean."

Kabuki begins to climb the ladder, as OBM starts to get up from the sleeper hold. He's the first to see that Kabuki has been smart enough to grab a ladder and start climbing, so in short, he decides to start doing the same thing. Kabuki is focusing on getting the trapdoor open, which he eventually does, but not before OBM reaches him at the top. With one massive right hand to Kabuki, he falls off the ladder...but not in the way you think. Kabuki Dragon lands on his feet, and quickly begins his ascent up the ladder once again. OBM makes it to the top, followed by Kabuki shortly after, the first two people to make it to the second level.

MH: "And we have two people that have made it to the second level thus far, and there's not much time left."

Misery and Alex end up together, whereas Jason and Darren end up together. There's a lot of punches at this point, each person trying to wear down their opponents. Alex kicks Misery to the midsection, and comes out of nowhere with an exploding overhead suplex, knocking Misery to the ground. Darren pulls out a suplex himself, jackhammer style, as both Darren and Alex set their sights on the ladder. They both reach the top at the same time, and there's no way that both of them are going to get through at the same time. Of course, Darren has something that Alex doesn't, someone clutching him around the waist. Jason has gotten up, and began climbing the ladder on Darren's side, clutching him around the waist, and german suplexing him off of the ladder. The crowd goes nuts.


With no one on the other side of the ladder any longer, Alex reaches up and pulls himself up to the second level. So there are only three people that still remain on the bottom. Jason Stangs, Darren Smith, and Misery. Wait, Misery? Where is Misery anyway? Oh wait, there he is. Off to the side, near the turnbuckle, stands Misery, starring at the ladder. Now that no one is on the ladder, he appears to have a clear shot to the second level, and he takes it. With incredible speed, Misery runs up the ladder, and kind of rolls onto the second level. The crowd is going crazy from the display of speed, and the ladder is shaking like crazy. It would have fallen over because of Misery, but luckily, Jason was there to save it from falling. Now that there are only two people left on the bottom, they begin their own ascent.

LM: "Well folks, there's about a minute until the end of the first tier. Let's see if one of these men can pull it out."

Jason Stangs and Darren Smith are on the top of the ladder, trying with all their might to be to the second cage, despite only having seconds left to do so. It almost seems as if one isn't going to get up without the other. Whenever Darren reaches up, trying to lift himself to the next cage, Jason hits him, whenever Jason tries to get himself up to the next cage, Darren hits him. Meanwhile, the foursome that have already made it to the second cage have been duking it out for quite some time. Darren and Jason's tiff continues as the ladder begins to rock back and fowarth. Eventually, the two have been throwing so many constant punches, the ladder falls over all together, causing Jason and Darrent o crash down to the mat.

14:57...14:58...14:59...15:00 BUZZER!

MH: "That's it, and it looks like two thirds of the participants made it."


LM: "Yeah, and they've got ten minutes to get to the next cage our they'll be axed, as well."

As the counter begins, Misery is already going to town on OBM. He turns around, grabs a kendo stick, and whacks OBM with it across the back. Screams of pain can be heard from the center cage, as Misery whacks OBM with the kendo stick a second time. He turns around, with plans to get the kendo stick out of Misery's hands, but Misery cracks the kendo stick right across his skull, causing OBM to into the floor. On the other hand, Alex leaps across the center of the cage, which is the trapdoor in the middle, and hits Kabuki Dragon with a lariat. Kabuki crashes into the cage, which takes a lot out of him. Alex then proceeds to take Kabuki Dragon's head, and continuously smash it into the cage. Both OBM and Kabuki have drawn blood.

OBM is trying desperatly to get to his feet, but Misery still has the kendo stick in his hand. Misery swings at OBM once he reaches his feet, but OBM knew exactly what he was going to do, so he ducks out of Misery's way. Because of this, Misery is met with a huge big boot right to the face, making him crash to the floor as well. OBM quickly grabs the item nearest him, a 2x4, and stalks Misery as he begins to get up. Once he does, whack! right on the forehead. As for Kabuki and Alexander, Kabuki has managed to turn around his situation, and now he is the one slaming Alex's head into the cage. This causes the last to members of the match to draw blood.

MH: "This is getting crazy Lance. Every participant is busted open."

OBM begins to climb the cage, followed closely by Kabuki Dragon, who is coming up right behind him. Kabuki decides that he wants to eliminate the rest of the members as soon as possible, not just have to pin someone. He wants to win it all right now. OBM isn't to much further up the cage than he is, so with one mighty jump, he catches OBM, and they both fall back down to the cage. Now it's Misery and Alex who are up, and they begin to climb the cage. Both Alexander and Misery reach the top of the cage, one after another and enter through the trapdoor.

LM: "Alexander Shockley appears to be on top of things tonight."

Down below, Kabuki and OBM are up, but not for very long. Kabuki takes a trashcan lid and smacks it across OBM's temple, followed by a devastating DDT right onto it, instantly taking OBM out of it. Now, Kabuki has to try to make it up through the trapdoor before the time runs out. Up at the top, Misery and Alexander have been taking breathers, waiting for a possible third opponent. Seeing that Kabuki is trying to climb up to them, Alexander won't have it, and he grabs a chair. Just as Kabuki is beginning to make his way into the third cage, Alexander rushs forward, places the chair under his legs, and slides, smashing the chair into Kabuki Dragon with a kick to the face. Kabuki is instantly knocked out, and falls back down to the second cage.

9:57...9:58...9:59...BUZZER!

MH: "Oh my god! Did you just see that?"

LM: "Of course I saw it Mark, I'm sitting right next to you. It was pure genius is what it was."

It's time to decide a winner, both men know this, and this is why they lock up as soon as they can. Alexander gets the best of the tie up, and puts Misery into some sort of headlock postion, and then turns it around, so he's in back of Misery. Misery swiftly turns around, facing Alexander, and attempts to kick him in the midsection. However, Alex grabs a hold of Misery's leg, spinning him back around. As Misery comes back around to face Alex, Alex tries exploding at Misery with a closeline. Misery ducks, grabbing ahold of Alex's arm, and twists behind him. Leaning back, Misery hits Alex with a lungblower.

MH: "Holy crap. These two just have all sorts of reversals."

Misery gets Alex to his feet, who comes out of it with a european uppercut. Misery holds his mouth, which gives Alex time to grab the nearest weapon, a chair. He swings it hard at Misery, but Misery is to far away for it to really hit him. Instead, it sort of nicks him, but the force still turns him around, Misery grabbing his mouth in pain even moreso now. Now it appears that Misery is walking away, as he walks out of the nearby door onto the outside of the cage. Alex follows, almost chasing him down. Misery ends up climbing to the top of the third cage, followed closely by Alex. Nothing up here but restricted space and a lot of air.

LM: "If they're not careful, one of them is going to fall off of there."

MH: "I think that might be the point."

Right hand by Misery, right hand by Alexander, right hand by Misery, right hand by Alexander. Misery stumbles a bit, and Alex sees an opening, planting him on his chest with a dropkick. Alex falls back onto the cage and Misery starts to stumble back. He's inches from falling off the cage! Alex gets back up as Misery regains his balance. They both go forward and Alex goes for a spinning heel kick. Misery dodges it, as Alex's leg flies over the top of his head. Misery ends up in back of Alexander, and sees an opportunity. He grabs Alex from behind and lifts him up. Misery uses all of the strength left in his body to perform an amaing Cry of the Affliction to Alex...through the cage. After Alex's head hits the cage, it trapdoor flies open, casuing the two to crash down to the second cage right in the center, causing both to drop through the other trapdoors, all the way down to the bottom cage.

LM: "Oh my god! Misery and Alexander Shockley just went through two cages, crashing all the way to the bottom!"

MH: "There's no way both of them could have survived that, this has got to be it"

Despite the cradle that Misery's Cry of the Affliction comes with, both competitors are on opposite sides of the ring. As the duo was falling down, Misery had let go of the cradle, thus allowing the two to crash and land wherever they may. Misery lands near the turnbuckle on the right side of the ring, on his stomach, whereas Alex had landed on his side near the opposite turnbuckle. Both competitors appear to be out cold, and no one seems to be moving any of their limbs at all. The EMTs don't know if they should go into the cages or not, considering the match is still underway.

LM: "What's going on? Are the EMTs going to get in there or what? These two could be seriously injured."

Suddenly, on the ring side of the ring, there's movement. Misery seems to have come to his senses, but it's clear that he's suffered from some sort of concusion. He doesn't appear to be all there. Atleast he's doing better than Alex, who is still outcold. Misery hubles over to where Alex is laying, never once getting up, but kind of sliding across the mat. Once there, he hooks Alexander's leg for the pin.

One...Two...THREE!

MH: "Damn, whoever thought these noobs had it in them?"

LM: "Damn, what a great match, and what an awesome return victory by Misery."

MH: "I think the competitors of the last Chambers of War would have been proud."

Lilly: "Here is your winner...MISERY!"

Inside of the cage, Misery raises his hands up in triumph, still unable to lift himself up. It's then that the cage is unlocked and the EMTs are able to rush inside, as well as Lady Andromeda. Lady A helps Misery to his feet, and both of them raise their hands in victory. He seems to have a great start in accomplishing his goal.

LM: "Wow, if that was the first match, I can't wait to see the rest of the card!"



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