This is truley a sight to see. Chris Walker speaking out against Laz. Who would have thought that this day would come? Not! Would you expect anything less from Chris Walker? Always claiming to be better than Laz in every federation, only to get his ass kicked. Would you expect anything less from him, then to get his ass kicked again? It's pathetic really. To see a boy such as Chris Walker try so hard to overcome an obstacle such as Laz, but come up so short each time. The funny thing is, that he keeps coming back for more. Walker may claim to have the ability to keep on coming, but everybody knows that if he keeps going with the "smarts" that he has, he will surely kile over and die! But isn't that what we all want anyway? Wouldn't it be the greatest day in wrestling history, when Chris Walker finally dies. We would finally be rid of his nonsince and false claims. You can't help but laugh when you see him, you almost feel sorry. Here's a truley unexpected move. Chad Savage wanting a shot at Laz, but he has nothing to drive his lust for Laz's blood. Why is it exactly that Savage feels he needs a match with Laz? If anything Laz should be lusting over Savage's blood, for the aweful betrayal that happened some time ago. It's all pretty hilarious that both intend to take Laz down this time, but everybody knows the truth. Chad Savage and Chris Walker have NEVER beaten Laz, and they NEVER will. The scene opens up with laughter, the laughter of children. About twenty children or so stand around in a classroom doing absolutley anything they want too. Some of the girls are in the corner playing with their new barbies they got for Christmas. A girl runs from a boy around the desks, screaming that he has coodies, along the way. A small group of boys are playing with their wrestling action figures. They posses characters from Zane Danzig to Xander Valo. It seems to be a happy atmosphere when suddenly a bell rings throughout the school. Every child in the room, who look in the third grade, stop what they are doing and drop everything they are holding. The children file in behind their desks and stand straight with their hands behind their backs. Suddenly a door on the side of the classroom swings open and Laz stands in the doorway.

Laz: Good morning class, today we are going to learn about phonies. Phonies are people who pretend to to be something they are not. Today, we are going to learn about fakes. Fakes are also people who pretend to be something they are not. We are going to be taking a look inside of the wrestling world, because it's full of phonies and fakes.

As Laz speaks, he walks more into the classroom. He is wearing a suit, his blonde hair is slicked back, he wears glasses, and he is holding a yard stick. Laz seems to be in some alternate reality with himself and is having another one of his episodes. He slaps his yard stick up against the chalk board and all of the children jump. That smirk we all know, comes across Laz's face as this happens.

Laz: Alright now, can anybody tell me what it is that makes a man?

No answer.

Laz: Nobody? Can anybody tell me what it takes for a man to go "the distance"?

Still no answer.

Laz: Nobody? What about determination? Skill? Heart? Possibly a combination of them all, plus more. It is one thing to say you have all of these things, but it's another to actually have them. About half of the wrestling world actually posess the character to reach champion status. About half of the wrestling world, posess the character to become a legend.

Child: What about the other half?

Laz: The other half is all talk.

Laz whispers as he says this, for a more dramatic effect. The children listen to what Laz is saying, but honestly have no idea what he is saying. He babbles on and all the children do is look on, and knod their head as if they are actually paying attention to the words coming out of Laz's mouth.

Laz: It's quite easy to walk through the backstage locker room and pin point the wannabes. There are people everywhere that say they have what it takes, and the funny part is, that they actually believe the lies that come out of their own mouth. It is said that you can do anything that you put your mind too. Nothing againt your parents, but I find this statement to be false. The calcuations lead up to the fact, that not everyone is going to accomplish what they intended too. It is impossible for every single person to accomplish what they set their mind too. If Oprah Winfrey set her mind to becoming the World Heavyweight Champion, are you saying that she could do it?

Child: I'd vote for her!

Laz: Well, of course, she could probably pay someone off considering she has all that money. Bad example.

Child: What about Chris Walker?

Laz: Yes, thank you. He's a much better example that Oprah. What if he set his mind to becoming the World Heavyweight champion? Can you honestly look me in the eye, be truthful, and say that Chris Walker has the ability to become the World Heavyweight champion?

Laz pauses for a brief second, not giving the children time to respond.

Laz: Of course not. He never has, and he never will. Everyone knows that what I am saying is true. Everyone except for Chris Walker, of course. It may be hard to excpt the fact that you are worthless, and we can all see that Walker is having that problem. Christopher Walker, has determination I will give him that. He has heart, I will give him that aswell. But everyone agrees when I say that Mr. Walker, has absolutley no skill. I highly doubt anyone will disagree with me.

Laz looks around the classroom, only to see that the children aren't really paying attention. A boy in the front room is counting the number of holes in the ceiling. a girl in the side row is brushing her dolls hair, and a boy in the back room is so bored that he ties his shoes, only to untie them so he can do it all over again. Even though Laz knows that nobody is listening, he still intends on getting his point across, just to prove to himself that he can. We slowly see the real Laz coming out of this suit and tie Laz we see in the classroom.

Laz: Still believe you can do anything you set your mind too?

Child: Didn't we already say Oprah can?

Laz: I bet Chris Walker still believes. But as I said before, half of the wrestling world actualy has what it takes, while the other half is all talk. It is evident that Mr. Walker is in fact in the half that is all talk. We've seen it in federation after federation, and in each federation that we travel too, Walker is still here. You'd think he'd discover the truth about himself, when he looked upon the fact that the last singles match he won was back in SEE. Even then he was facing a jobber for the title, for Damien Quinn had recently left the federation. I wouldn't doubt if he lost up against the jobber either. Now he claims that he can defeat Laz. He has put his mind to defeating Laz.

Silence.

Laz: Haven't you been listening to anything I have been saying? Chris Walker remains in the half that is all talk, and at the moment, he is talking about defeating Laz. That right there, we all know is crap.

The few good children that are actually still listening, and trying to figure out what Laz is saying, cover their mouth for Laz has said a 'bad word' other continue to do whatever it is they were doing before to entertain themselves. A little girl is twindling her thumbs and counting how many times her thumbs pass each other, as if she is jumping some invisible rope with her thumbs. Another boy is blowing spit bubbles and seeing how big he can blow them. As soon as he gets one that he feels is big enough, he taps the girl next to him in hopes of impressing her, but of course it fails. The girl gives him a look of disgust and turns back to the boy who she was talking too. By this time, Laz has sweated off most of the cheap gel he used to slick back his hair, and his messy hair is coming back into view. He also starts loosening his shirt and tie. Laz is now looking at the ground as if people were on the ground listening to his speech. He continues with his eyes bouncing from one side of his face to the other. Children look up and comment on his 'teachings' every once in a while.

Laz: Still not convinced?

Child: Somehow I dont think we're talking about Oprah anymore

Laz: Will you shut up about Oprah!?

The child and the few around him are taken a back that Laz was truley listening to what they were saying. They thought for sure he had gone off the deep end with his friends that were supposily 'on the carpet'. It was clear that Laz was no ordinary teacher, and/or is not a real teacher at all. Nevertheless, the children were having fun with their new teacher, so they kept quiet.

Laz: How about Chad Savage as an example to set your eyes upon. Somewhat of a newcomer in this part of the wrestling world, yet he claims that he is a legend. Let me ask you all something? Has anybody ever heard of the name Chad Savage before now?

None of the children are listening at the moment, so naturally, none of them respond to this question. Apparently, Laz hears someone answer his question in his head because he keeps talking as if someone has answered him, when they obviously haven't.

Laz: No, I didn't think so. How is it that Mr. Savage is supposily a legend, yet, the ones that haven't been in jobber feds recently, do not know his name. Hmm...that's pretty funny. An unknown legend? Is there such a thing? Apparently in Mr. Savage's mind there is. Is it not obvious which half of the wrestling world he is on? Have I tought you nothing? Savage does not posses the qualities to make it in the wrestling buissness.

The children keep quite and look up at Laz

Laz: Do you believe me now?

Laz looks around but as usual, he recieves no response

Laz: So when I say, that Chad Savage has set his mind to defeating Laz, we all know what is to become of him, right? If Savage were to face off against Laz in a match, we all know who would win, correct? Good, class, good. It's pretty sad though, Savage is going to have to get beaten right infront of his son. I almost feel sorry for him. Almost. It's just a bit more humiliation for him, for what he put me through. You know, I regret to say that Chad Savage and I were actually friends at one time. I made the mistake of befriending such a pathetic man. I suppose what's done is done.

Laz looks up from his imaginary class on the floor, and begins actually doing something about his drifting class. As he says the next few lines, he walks through the rows and slams his yard stick on the desk of every child who isn't listening. Everytime he slams the yard stick down, he talks louder in order to keep his voice heard above the sound of the stick, and screams of suprisement.

Laz: So what have we learned today class? We have learned that Chris Walker assumes to much. Such as him assuming that I am to rusty because I have been out for almost a year. We also learned that Mr. Walker knows how to spell "lazy". We learned that the best comeback that Mr. Walker has to my previous promo, is to put a 'y' at the end of my name. How clever, it's not like we haven't seen that before. We learned that Mr. Walker wins the Biggest Idiot in Wrestling award for saying "you was lazy and needed something to eat and couldn't wait anymore". He also wins the Biggest Hypocrite award in saying "[I] will do anything to win a match or a championship" when he hasn't won a match or a championship in about ten years without the help of somebody. We learned that Chad knows how to do nothing but attempt to bring up past events in his defense. We've learned that you can't always do what you set your mind too. Especially when Laz is in your way.

With Laz's teachings for the day, proven, the scene fads