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Erik Rps : "Cheer Chronicles: The Arrival" -Infinity #2
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From: MSN Nicknamewaиdεrıпg×dεaтн  (Original Message)Sent: 8/15/2004 5:52 PM

"The Fear Is Known"

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Foreword- A theme song can express a lot to the audience about the person's personality. Say for instance Kane, you can tell justt by his theme music and his video that he is a firey evil man. When you hear Eddie Guerrero's music you know that you like him. Even though it says 'I lie, I cheat, I steal' it's just the shout of the 'Viva La Raza' that knows he's a cool guy and you want to cheer for him. Some of the theme songs are jsut sounds and if it is a mean, hardcore, sound then something inside you wants to boo for him. You know he is a hardcore guy that will do anything to win a match, even if it means beating the shit out of the referee. Most of the songs you can just listen to the words and you know what they are like. Say for instance Laz's theme song is "Tear Away" by Drowning Pool. "I dont care about anyone else but me" tells you right off the back that he is a selfish cocky guy and he really doesn't care about anybody else but him. Except of course, his family and friends maybe. Which actually if u think about it defeats the purpose of saying he doesn't care about anybody else but him if he actually does. Maybe it is real when it comes down to his opponents in his matches. Saying he doesn't care about what he does to you and he doesn't care if you get hurt as long as he doesn't get hurt. He doesn't care what happens to you as long as he wins. But what happens when somebody he does care about enters the ring with him? Like at Infinity when he enters a Gauntlent with 7 other men, one being who he cares about. Chris Walker, his friend, his tag team partner, and the SEE Television Champion. Chris has won his first championship in SEE and Laz does care about that. He has finally accomplished something in the SEE. But now he must try and accomplish over seven other men, one being Laz himself. So Laz is faced at a crossroads as he is set to face his oen friend in SEE for his Television Championship. One on hand he could just lay down and let Chris Walker pin him. After all, a friend shouldn't have to fight another friend for his pride and joy right? But then again you have to look out for your solo career also. This could be the only title shot Laz gets in awhile. This is also the SEE Television Championship. About third highest on the rankings of the championship. If you own this you actually mean something to the federation. You represent the Television division and have the bragging rights to say you are a champion. Laz is sure Chris Walker wants to watch out for Laz's solo career also. But in the world of friendship you never know what is running through the mind of your partner. You never know if your partner really cares about you. You never know if your partner is about to stab you in the back or not. But when you think about it, it all comes down to your personality. Which brings us back to the theme music which shows your personality. "I dont care about anyone else but me". Why should this match be diffrent?

The scene begins in the Midrid gym. The camera man is walking around the gym and letting the audience get a good look at it. When he turned the corner he focouses on Laz who is in the gym right now. He is wieghting weights and he looks pretty strong. the camera man can't tell how much he is lifting but it is a lot...well it sure looks like a lot. A ringign sound is heard which cause Laz to put down the wieght. He reaches for a white towel that was put next to him and whips the sweat off of us forehead. He then goes over to a gym bag in the corner of the room. He unzips the gym bag and removes the crowbar he used earlier to bash in Ryan Ross' door. He then fishes around some more as the ringing sound continues. He then reveals a silver cell phone and it is glowing blue because it is ringing. He brings it out of the bag and the ringing sound gets louder because the sound waves aren't bouncing off everything in the bag. He looks at the Caller ID and it says 'Nicole Richmond'. Nicole is a good friend and an ex girl friend of Laz's. They are still good friends though. She has that peppy, rich, snobby kind of look too her and even her names gives off her personality. Laz pushs the talk button and Nicole starts talking before he can even say hello -

Nicole Richmond:
"Gordon Tyler Tucker, why haven't you called me in like...forever? I have been waiting and waiting for your call and it never came. So I had to pick up my phone and dial the number myself. What the hell have you been doing? You better have a good excuse because I don't dial the numbers myself for nothing"

Laz 'The Assassin': "First off Nicole, let me say sorry because I didn't know I had to call you...and of course sorry for making you dial the numbers. But I am a wrestler, we have matches, and we must train for those matches. Infact I am entered in a gauntlet match on Infinity and am at the gym at this very moment"

Nicole Richmond: "Well I'll tell you what, how about you fly over here to England where I am and I can help you get ready for your match. I am the captain of the football team over here and we're about to have practice. You can lift us upon the pyramid and stuff. Like lifting wieghts"

Laz 'The Assassin': "You know Nicole, hearing the word cheerleaders and lifting them is tempting but I'm all the way over here in Midrid. I think it would be a waste to fly all the way over to England when I'm already at the gym anyways. Thanks for the offer though"

Nicole Richmond: "Oh my god! Why didn't you tell me you were in Midrid? I have always wanted to go there! I am going to help you get ready for your match to matter what! oh my god! I have the perfect idea! I smell a road trip coming on! This is going to be so much fun!

Laz 'The Assassin': "Uh no that's okay Nicole I dont think you should go out of your way just to help me for my match. I know you want to help and I thank you for that but I think you should just stay in England right now. Plus it's...uhh...really hot over here anyway"

Nicole Richmond: "Oh my god! Did you just say it was hot? You must be getting such a tan, I need to visit a tanning booth. I could just come to Midrid and get a tan. Maybe rent a hotel room! Oh my god! The squad can spend the week up there for your match! This is going to be so much fun! Almost as fun as high school! We can have a party and everything, better yet a costume party! YAY! Well I have somebody on the other line, talk to you later. Tata for now! See you when I get there!"

Laz 'The Assassin': "Hey, wait, Nicole you really shouldn't come up here. You should really stay over there. Nicole? Nicole you better not have hung up on me. Nicole? NICOLE?!?!

-The phone makes that long sound to show that the line is dead. Laz tried but he just couldn't stop her from coming to see him. Laz throws the phone back into the duffel bag and tosses the crowbar in there with it also. You can never stop a women with money. Laz picks up his things and starts walking out of the gym. He figures he better leave now to go pick Nicole up from the airport when she gets there. If he's not there by the time she gets there she will throw a magor fit. That's the kind of girl she is -
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- The new scene takes place at the airport as Laz is waiting for Nicole's cheer squad to fly in. Laz waits at the docking area for them too come until he sees about 12 blonde girls. Leading them is the one and only Nicole Richmond. They are all looking around like they are in outerspace or something. Nicole sees Laz and runs up to him. He thinks she is going to give him a hug but instead throws her luggage on him and walks past him. The other girls do the same and Laz finds himself carrying 12 bags of luggage. They all walk out of the street and look around for something. Nicole then comes back to where Laz is -

Nicole Richmond: "Gordon Tyler Tucker what in the hell is taking you so long? My squad and I are standing on the street like some prostitues and I think I even saw some guys comign over to pick us up. Now just show me too my limo and I'll be taking safety in the confines of it"

Laz 'The Assassin': "Well Nicole, I'm sorry but you decided to come on such short notice that i didn't have any time to get you a limo. I did burrow a bus thingy from one of my friend shtough. You can go try and find safety in the confines of that"

Nicole Richmond: "What? You mean to tell me that the princess does that have a limo? I can't believe how ignorant you can be at times. You know that I have to look like more than a billion bucks because that's how much I have. Gordon, does it look like I deserve to ride in a buss thingy?"

Laz 'The Assassin': Well Nicole from your point of view you probably deserve a limo with red roses around it, a male modle ready to go, and maybe even Brittany Spears for some entertainment. But right now, you deserve to ride in a bus thingy more than you know"

Nicole Richmond: " What did you just say!? Nothing? Yeah that's what I thought you said. Gordon, god put me on this earth to be perfect and I can't complete my perfection without my limo! I guess I can't be mad. This scummy looking place probably doesn't even have any limos."

- Nicole walks back over to her squad who is still standing on the street. She looks around for the bus thingy and points it out to the rest of the squad. She then makes up some story as to how that's what the limos look like in Midrid, and how it costs a lot, come on they're blonde. So they all pill into this white bus thingy as Laz takes the driver seat and Nicole takes the passenger seat. As of now Laz doesn't really talk to the other cheerleaders cause he only knows Nicole. Laz starts driving, and suddenly Natalie Dawson, one of the more hotter chearleaders of the group, jumps up on Laz's lap -

Natalie Dawson: "Hey you, your hot, can I sleep over your house tonight?"

Nicole Richmond: "Natalie you slut, get off of him and back into your seat before we get crash into something because he is more interested in you than the road"

Natalie Dawson: "Oh fine, I guess I'll see you later then won't I? I sure hope I will"

- Natalie gets out of Laz's lap and climbs over his seat. She sits in the chair between Laz's and Nicole's but she is on the set behind them, if you got that. Laz snaps back to action and starts to drive again -

Nicole Richmond: "Okay, I think you should tell us about your opponents. I think we should know which opponents we can distract and have fun with, and which ones we can't if you get the picture. We are also going to throw a costume party! oh my god! Fun fun! I think we should figure out which people we can invite to the party, and which people we can invite to the party anyway"

Laz 'The Assassin': Ummm....okay, I guess we should start with my former tag partner Chris Walker. Well, he's been an asshole ever since he has one the World Television Championship. He loves any type of gold. We have this little saying thing that he is the keeper of destiny and I am fear because people fear me. But you see the problem with Chris is that he is attached to the championship too much. I think he is willing to risk everything he has with anybody just to win. I think maybe even if it was a decision between his girl friend and his World Television Championship, he would dump hsi girl friend. I feel sorry for him though. He thinks he can actually come out of that ring the champion. I think Richie D or I have the best chance at winning that match. Chris Walker is maybe fifth or sixth on the list of best chances. The only reason he won the damn belt was because he was facing a jobber. This is a kind of funny situation actually. I once asked him what if he won the World Television Championship and us too got put in a match against each other. I knew we were tag partners and I had just gotten there but I said what if one day the decide that I should get a title shot. Do you know what he said to me? He said that it wouldn't happen. Bullshit it wouldn't happen, what situation are we in right now. Yeah that's right. Then he has the nerve to tell me he's not afraid of me. He has the nerve to say something like he has no fear. My ass you have no fear. You had plenty of fear in your blood when you stepped into the ring with me twice before. What makes this time so diffrent. I've kicked his ass twice before and what's stopping me from doing it again? Then we have Oxi, the man that got his ass kicked by yours truley last week. He too says he is not afraid of me but you can tell that he fears a lot more than just me. He fears his buddy Nefarious the most. He also said something about how his head was in other places during my match with him. Let's just say that was true for a second, most likely his head would be focoused on Nefarious. More than likely he should be thinking of Nefarious now with what has been going on. Nefarious is going crazy. So if it is true that you got your ass kicked because your head was in other places, then what is stopping eight men in that gauntlet match from kicking your ass? Including myself. So we all know that you are afraid and you might not remember but you were afraid of me during our match. Maybe you don't remember because I might have done some brain damage when I knocked you out with that sickening implant DDT. So be afraid Oxi, be afraid with your life. He also likes to think he's all hardcore and shit

Natalie Dawson: "I like guys who are hardcore, especially in the bed. Are you hardcore, I hope you are"



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From: MSN Nicknamewaиdεrıпg×dεaтнSent: 8/16/2004 7:02 AM

"Blonde Chronicles: The Arrival"

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Foreword- A theme song can express a lot to the audience about the person's personality. Say for instance Kane, you can tell justt by his theme music and his video that he is a firey evil man. When you hear Eddie Guerrero's music you know that you like him. Even though it says 'I lie, I cheat, I steal' it's just the shout of the 'Viva La Raza' that knows he's a cool guy and you want to cheer for him. Some of the theme songs are jsut sounds and if it is a mean, hardcore, sound then something inside you wants to boo for him. You know he is a hardcore guy that will do anything to win a match, even if it means beating the shit out of the referee. Most of the songs you can just listen to the words and you know what they are like. Say for instance Laz's theme song is "Tear Away" by Drowning Pool. "I dont care about anyone else but me" tells you right off the back that he is a selfish cocky guy and he really doesn't care about anybody else but him. Except of course, his family and friends maybe. Which actually if u think about it defeats the purpose of saying he doesn't care about anybody else but him if he actually does. Maybe it is real when it comes down to his opponents in his matches. Saying he doesn't care about what he does to you and he doesn't care if you get hurt as long as he doesn't get hurt. He doesn't care what happens to you as long as he wins. But what happens when somebody he does care about enters the ring with him? Like at Infinity when he enters a Gauntlent with 7 other men, one being who he cares about. Chris Walker, his friend, his tag team partner, and the SEE Television Champion. Chris has won his first championship in SEE and Laz does care about that. He has finally accomplished something in the SEE. But now he must try and accomplish over seven other men, one being Laz himself. So Laz is faced at a crossroads as he is set to face his oen friend in SEE for his Television Championship. One on hand he could just lay down and let Chris Walker pin him. After all, a friend shouldn't have to fight another friend for his pride and joy right? But then again you have to look out for your solo career also. This could be the only title shot Laz gets in awhile. This is also the SEE Television Championship. About third highest on the rankings of the championship. If you own this you actually mean something to the federation. You represent the Television division and have the bragging rights to say you are a champion. Laz is sure Chris Walker wants to watch out for Laz's solo career also. But in the world of friendship you never know what is running through the mind of your partner. You never know if your partner really cares about you. You never know if your partner is about to stab you in the back or not. But when you think about it, it all comes down to your personality. Which brings us back to the theme music which shows your personality. "I dont care about anyone else but me". Why should this match be diffrent?

The scene begins in the Midrid gym. The camera man is walking around the gym and letting the audience get a good look at it. When he turned the corner he focouses on Laz who is in the gym right now. He is wieghting weights and he looks pretty strong. the camera man can't tell how much he is lifting but it is a lot...well it sure looks like a lot. A ringign sound is heard which cause Laz to put down the wieght. He reaches for a white towel that was put next to him and whips the sweat off of us forehead. He then goes over to a gym bag in the corner of the room. He unzips the gym bag and removes the crowbar he used earlier to bash in Ryan Ross' door. He then fishes around some more as the ringing sound continues. He then reveals a silver cell phone and it is glowing blue because it is ringing. He brings it out of the bag and the ringing sound gets louder because the sound waves aren't bouncing off everything in the bag. He looks at the Caller ID and it says 'Nicole Richmond'. Nicole is a good friend and an ex girl friend of Laz's. They are still good friends though. She has that peppy, rich, snobby kind of look too her and even her names gives off her personality. Laz pushs the talk button and Nicole starts talking before he can even say hello -

Nicole Richmond:
"Gordon Tyler Tucker, why haven't you called me in like...forever? I have been waiting and waiting for your call and it never came. So I had to pick up my phone and dial the number myself. What the hell have you been doing? You better have a good excuse because I don't dial the numbers myself for nothing"

Laz 'The Assassin': "First off Nicole, let me say sorry because I didn't know I had to call you...and of course sorry for making you dial the numbers. But I am a wrestler, we have matches, and we must train for those matches. Infact I am entered in a gauntlet match on Infinity and am at the gym at this very moment"

Nicole Richmond: "Well I'll tell you what, how about you fly over here to England where I am and I can help you get ready for your match. I am the captain of the football team over here and we're about to have practice. You can lift us upon the pyramid and stuff. Like lifting wieghts"

Laz 'The Assassin': "You know Nicole, hearing the word cheerleaders and lifting them is tempting but I'm all the way over here in Midrid. I think it would be a waste to fly all the way over to England when I'm already at the gym anyways. Thanks for the offer though"

Nicole Richmond: "Oh my god! Why didn't you tell me you were in Midrid? I have always wanted to go there! I am going to help you get ready for your match to matter what! oh my god! I have the perfect idea! I smell a road trip coming on! This is going to be so much fun!

Laz 'The Assassin': "Uh no that's okay Nicole I dont think you should go out of your way just to help me for my match. I know you want to help and I thank you for that but I think you should just stay in England right now. Plus it's...uhh...really hot over here anyway"

Nicole Richmond: "Oh my god! Did you just say it was hot? You must be getting such a tan, I need to visit a tanning booth. I could just come to Midrid and get a tan. Maybe rent a hotel room! Oh my god! The squad can spend the week up there for your match! This is going to be so much fun! Almost as fun as high school! We can have a party and everything, better yet a costume party! YAY! Well I have somebody on the other line, talk to you later. Tata for now! See you when I get there!"

Laz 'The Assassin': "Hey, wait, Nicole you really shouldn't come up here. You should really stay over there. Nicole? Nicole you better not have hung up on me. Nicole? NICOLE?!?!

-The phone makes that long sound to show that the line is dead. Laz tried but he just couldn't stop her from coming to see him. Laz throws the phone back into the duffel bag and tosses the crowbar in there with it also. You can never stop a women with money. Laz picks up his things and starts walking out of the gym. He figures he better leave now to go pick Nicole up from the airport when she gets there. If he's not there by the time she gets there she will throw a magor fit. That's the kind of girl she is -
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- The new scene takes place at the airport as Laz is waiting for Nicole's cheer squad to fly in. Laz waits at the docking area for them too come until he sees about 12 blonde girls. Leading them is the one and only Nicole Richmond. They are all looking around like they are in outerspace or something. Nicole sees Laz and runs up to him. He thinks she is going to give him a hug but instead throws her luggage on him and walks past him. The other girls do the same and Laz finds himself carrying 12 bags of luggage. They all walk out of the street and look around for something. Nicole then comes back to where Laz is -

Nicole Richmond: "Gordon Tyler Tucker what in the hell is taking you so long? My squad and I are standing on the street like some prostitues and I think I even saw some guys comign over to pick us up. Now just show me too my limo and I'll be taking safety in the confines of it"

Laz 'The Assassin': "Well Nicole, I'm sorry but you decided to come on such short notice that i didn't have any time to get you a limo. I did burrow a bus thingy from one of my friend shtough. You can go try and find safety in the confines of that"

Nicole Richmond: "What? You mean to tell me that the princess does that have a limo? I can't believe how ignorant you can be at times. You know that I have to look like more than a billion bucks because that's how much I have. Gordon, does it look like I deserve to ride in a buss thingy?"

Laz 'The Assassin': Well Nicole from your point of view you probably deserve a limo with red roses around it, a male modle ready to go, and maybe even Brittany Spears for some entertainment. But right now, you deserve to ride in a bus thingy more than you know"

Nicole Richmond: " What did you just say!? Nothing? Yeah that's what I thought you said. Gordon, god put me on this earth to be perfect and I can't complete my perfection without my limo! I guess I can't be mad. This scummy looking place probably doesn't even have any limos."

- Nicole walks back over to her squad who is still standing on the street. She looks around for the bus thingy and points it out to the rest of the squad. She then makes up some story as to how that's what the limos look like in Midrid, and how it costs a lot, come on they're blonde. So they all pill into this white bus thingy as Laz takes the driver seat and Nicole takes the passenger seat. As of now Laz doesn't really talk to the other cheerleaders cause he only knows Nicole. Laz starts driving, and suddenly Natalie Dawson, one of the more hotter chearleaders of the group, jumps up on Laz's lap -

Natalie Dawson: "Hey you, your hot, can I sleep over your house tonight?"

Nicole Richmond: "Natalie you slut, get off of him and back into your seat before we get crash into something because he is more interested in you than the road"

Natalie Dawson: "Oh fine, I guess I'll see you later then won't I? I sure hope I will"

- Natalie gets out of Laz's lap and climbs over his seat. She sits in the chair between Laz's and Nicole's but she is on the set behind them, if you got that. Laz snaps back to action and starts to drive again -

Nicole Richmond: "Okay, I think you should tell us about your opponents. I think we should know which opponents we can distract and have fun with, and which ones we can't if you get the picture. We are also going to throw a costume party! oh my god! Fun fun! I think we should figure out which people we can invite to the party, and which people we can invite to the party anyway"

Laz 'The Assassin': Ummm....okay, I guess we should start with my former tag partner Chris Walker. Well, he's been an asshole ever since he has one the World Television Championship. He loves any type of gold. We have this little saying thing that he is the keeper of destiny and I am fear because people fear me. But you see the problem with Chris is that he is attached to the championship too much. I think he is willing to risk everything he has with anybody just to win. I think maybe even if it was a decision between his girl friend and his World Television Championship, he would dump hsi girl friend. I feel sorry for him though. He thinks he can actually come out of that ring the champion. I think Richie D or I have the best chance at winning that match. Chris Walker is maybe fifth or sixth on the list of best chances. The only reason he won the damn belt was because he was facing a jobber. This is a kind of funny situation actually. I once asked him what if he won the World Television Championship and us too got put in a match against each other. I knew we were tag partners and I had just gotten there but I said what if one day the decide that I should get a title shot. Do you know what he said to me? He said that it wouldn't happen. Bullshit it wouldn't happen, what situation are we in right now. Yeah that's right. Then he has the nerve to tell me he's not afraid of me. He has the nerve to say something like he has no fear. My ass you have no fear. You had plenty of fear in your blood when you stepped into the ring with me twice before. What makes this time so diffrent. I've kicked his ass twice before and what's stopping me from doing it again? Then we have Oxi, the man that got his ass kicked by yours truley last week. He too says he is not afraid of me but you can tell that he fears a lot more than just me. He fears his buddy Nefarious the most. He also said something about how his head was in other places during my match with him. Let's just say that was true for a second, most likely his head would be focoused on Nefarious. More than likely he should be thinking of Nefarious now with what has been going on. Nefarious is going crazy. So if it is true that you got your ass kicked because your head was in other places, then what is stopping eight men in that gauntlet match from kicking your ass? Including myself. So we all know that you are afraid and you might not remember but you were afraid of me during our match. Maybe you don't remember because I might have done some brain damage when I knocked you out with that sickening implant DDT. So be afraid Oxi, be afraid with your life. He also likes to think he's all hardcore and shit

Natalie Dawson: "I like guys who are hardcore, especially in the bed. Are you hardcore, I hope you are"

Laz 'The Assassin': "Oh yeah baby I can be as hardcore as you want me too...oh,umm...I mean, onto my next two opponents. I believe that my next two opponents are the most afraid of me in this match. Like I told Oxi in our match last week on infinity, if you don't mention my name when talking about the match then you are afraid of me. Both of these men only mentioned me once or twice when saying the names of the people that are in the match. The men I am talking about are "The Rush" Ryan Ross and Richie D. I actually have some history with Ryan Ross. I believe the last time I saw him he was on his back knocked out because I had just kicked his ass. I think he understood that I was getting some revenge back when we were starting out under diffrent names. Don't you see what we have here Ryan? The score is tied with you one and me one. We have been given a chance to find out who the better man really is. We have been given a chance to set the record striaght. Of course there is a slight chance that neither one of us will win. This chance is very very slim because I am pretty confindent in saying that I will definently win. You had something back when you started but I think you have slipped, and you have slipped for the worst. You started out okay but then, either I got way better or you got way worse. Anyway, what matters now is that we are both entered in the SEE World Television Title Gauntlet and who comes out on top. Then we have Richie D, the wigger from...from somewhere he thinks that was hard growing up or something. Why does this guy act like this, he's not black. Anyway, this guy might be the toughest opponent that I will have in this match, or he might not be. I said before that he has the best chance at beating me but then I got to thinking and I figured out that he didn't have the best chance. I figured, this guy was a SEE United States Champion, this guy was seconds away from capturing the SEE Heavy-weight Championship, and now he is entered in the World TV Title Gauntlet. Let's look at this for a second. Now going from being a contender to the World Heavy-weight Championship to a contender to the World Television Championship means you have lost your touch. They obviously but you in this match because you are fading out Richie. I doubt that you will even be able to win this title. Maybe you should start going for the Womans Championship and they might give you some pity there. I'm not saying you will win it, but I am saying they might show some mercy on you since women are most of the time more considerate then men. Because I know that there will be no mercy in this matchup. He also likes to call himself Richie 'Motherfuckin' D"

Natalie Dawson: "Hmmmm....does he only fuck mothers because I can make a baby for him if he wants me too. No, wait, i can make a baby with him!"

Laz 'The Assassin': "The next two people I don't know that much about. I have heard that Adam Meyer has had more success over in TSE and I hear he might be dropping out of the match too focous more on his career over there. All I can say to Adam Meyer, is what a pussy. Even though your having success all you want is an easy push through the ranks of some fed. You should be looking for a challenge Meyer and pushing yourself to be a better wrestler and try to make it in SEE. Yeah it's a tough fed but you can't always been the best Meyer, and you can't always be the World Heavy-weight Championship. I think Adam Meyer is dropping out of the match because he is probably afraid of me just like everybody else. But I guess I can't say that cause I have never even seen him before. Everybody probably heard me when I said that I can taste fear and smell death. Well I've never tasted for fear with Adam Meyer because I haven't even seen him. My instincts tell me he must be afraid of something to drop out of a title shot in a fed he can barely get anywhere in. I'm guessing that it's me considering I have already shown you reason why so far four out of the eight men are afraid of me. The champion Chris Walker, the veteran Oxi, the heavy-weight Richie D, and "The Rush" Ryan Ross. Why should Adam Meyer be in diffrent than them? Plus he is going on 'Leave Of Absence' so I guess it doesn't matter about him that much. Then we have Dominic Bane, one guy I have never been in the ring with, seen, or even heard of up until now. This man I think has also gone on 'Leave Of Absence'. Apparently one more guy that is afraid of me, what else is new? You have people dropping out, going on LOA, left and right and they both seem to be in the World TV Title Gauntlet, imagine that. These men seem alittle new to the SEE buisness, but then again so am I, but maybe they just couldn't handle the heat of the SEE, but I can. Dominic Bane just walks right into this federation, doesn't say anything to anybody, doesn't have a match, doesn't do anything accept sign a damn contract and he gets a title shot. Even I had to prove myself worthy of this match. Even though I have just gotten here and this is my second match, in my first match I destroyed a man who says he is the worlds most dangerous man (Could be johnny, I think I got that one mixed up), and in an Extreme Rules Match also. So I have proven myself worthy of this, but you Dominic Bane have done nothing to show that you can hang with the TV Title Contenders. Apparently you couldn't even hang around in the backstage area that long before going on LOA. See you when you get back Dom!"

Natalie Dawson: "I hope I see him when he gets back also! I hope he's not late! Hope you taste great! Can't wait!"

Laz 'The Assassin': "Wow, you must be really horny or something cause all you can talk about is being hardcore in the bed, mother fucking, and tasting great. Anyway, the last two guys seem to have some sort of tag team going on I guess. I'm not that sure because I haven't been around the arena that much. I've been working out a lot, and now I'm hanging out with you guys. I have decided these two will be the hardest to get around. These two fused as one I may say. When they are together they are a great force but when they are apart they are nothing without the other. My fear in this match is that they will work together and maybe even end up becoming double champions by pinning some one at the same time. I'm sure that they will start fighting each other eventually in this match though, nobody can resist taking the gold for themselves. That is why I am also sure that I will win this match because once Lil' D and Algonine are seperated, victory will be mine. Lil' D and I have something of a mini-fued going here. We had a big fued going down in a fed we were both once in called EWE. It was our two stables facing off against each other. The poor pathetic fed never gave us any matches against each other, infact, the fed never gave anybody any matches because I think it was right before the first show aired the fed closed down. But we had something going, I mean real hatred. Attackings here, trash talking there, a little picture taking. Haha, inside joke. Anyway, now that we are both in the SEE we can prove which stable was better. Well atleast we can prove what stable was atleast one third better than the other since both stables consisted of three people. I can finally prove to Lil' D that he isn't all that and a bag of potato chips, shut his mouth, and put him in his rightful place. Let me just finish this thing off by telling you that you have absoloutly no chance in ever winning that Tv Title. First off, you as sure as hell won't win the gauntlet, and after the gauntlet, since I will be the champion, you will not, and I repeat, WILL NOT, get your hands on it. Then we have Algonine who I ahve like a mini-mini fued with. You see, as myself being Laz and a professional wrestler, I have a global record as does everybody else. My global record, recording the win from last week is now 8 wins and 1 lose. That one lose has stained my record forever and I have Justin Showtime to thank for that one little smudge there. It seems that Justin Showtime's friend, Algonine, is here in the SEE and better yet he is in the TV title gauntlet. This is perfect, the ultimate revenge on the man that put that one lose on my record. The ultimate revenge being beating the shit out of Algonine, and maybe even ending his life, I do believe that it has somewhat ended before anyway"

Natalie Dawson: "You know I've never seen Algonine before, is he hot because he sounds really hot"

Laz 'The Assassin': "Well before I answer that, are you seriously asking me that question or are you just trying to be a blond comedian?"

Natalie Dawson: "I am seriously asking you the question. Duh! That's why I added that question mark at the end. Jeez, how hard is it to understand the question mark?"

Laz 'The Assassin': "Okay Natalie, I am a guy and you do not ask guys if other guys are hot unless they are gay. I am not gay. So just for future reference do not ever ask a straight guy that question"

Natalie Dawson: "Ummm.....ok, freak"

- Suddenly Nicole looks out the window and sees some sort of buildings a such across the road. She starts screaming and the other girls look at what she is screaming about. They all run to the window and start screaming also. They start freaking out and acting more excited than a little girl who just got a barbie dream house for Christmas. Laz's covers is his ears and tries to scream over the girls -

Laz 'The Assassin': "Why on god's green earth are you girls yelling so much. You are damaging my ear drums. I think there is such thing as noise polltution"

Nicole Richmond: "Oh my god you silly boy. I can't believe you don't see it. You see, it's right across the street right there. I think it's a Midrid mall"

Laz 'The Assassin': "Are you kidding me? You girls were screaming so damn much because of a mall? You know sometimes I just don't get you girls"

Nicole Richmond: "Laz pull over the car right over there. Get ready girls. Put on your game faces, and whip out your credit cards cause we're going on a shopping spree!!"

To Be Continued