T H E A S S A S S I N L A Z

Next.Match: World Television Title Gauntlet SEE.Record: 01 - 00 - 00 SEE.Acheivements: Next World Television Champ [Hopefully, I'll probably lose to Richie though] OOC: Hmmmm... This match looks oddly familiar. Except there are less people, a diffrent stipulation, and Jason Kinrade is in this one

T H E A S S A S S I N L A Z

T I M E I S R U N N I N G O U T

-The scene begins as the camera man is walking around the arena looking for something. he searches the locke rrooms and opens every door that he passes but then closes them. The audience doesn't know what he is looking for and aren't even sure he knows what he's looking for. The camera man then opens a door with no lights on, it is just pitch black. He walks into the room and the door automatically shuts behind him. This must be the room he is looking for because he isn't leaving. It is pitch black and the audience look at the screen as if it's not even on. Suddenly a little light in shown from a candle. The audience can now only seepart of the floor below that camera man but it is better than nothing. Suddenly another candle is lighten, and after that three more are ligthen. The room is now dimly lighten and you can see that there is another man in the room. He is wearing a black hooded robe like the ones Laz and Chris Walker were wearing the other day. The candles make a circle and the man is kneeling in the middle of the circle. He keeps his head down so the hood covers his face as he speaks - Laz 'The Assassin': "Chris Walker, my tag team partner. Coming into the ring at a height of six feet, four inches, and wieghing in at two-hundred and forty-five pounds. Has the devastating trademark moves of Frequent Suffication, Eternal Fate, and Interal Death. Can finish you off with one or both of his two finishers, Scarred Strata and Eternal Fallout. The current SEE World Television Champion. After winning the championship you are placed in a nine man gauntlet for that title and you probably feel jipped or something right. You probably think that since you won the championship and had to work hard for it last Wensday that you should get a break or something, right? Well I'm guessing that's not how it works here in SEE. Normally the former champion would get a rematch at the next show or the next pay-per-view. But as you know there was no former champion. Damien Quinn was stripped of his championship and who knows where exactly he went but he went away. So he fount so rookie Duke "The Machine" something or other I think it was. So there was no former champion before you because the title was vacant. Maybe the SEE managers had to have some sort of match for the title since you had just won it. They couldn't have a rematch because that other guy was just a rookie and he wouldn't beat you in a million years. So what they did is they took all of the contenders for the World Television Championship and they entered them into the gauntlet. Even if they did have some sort of relationship to the champion, like I do. So I guess you could just think of this as a rematch that Damien was suppose to have but disappeared. Most likely the person who wins this gauntlet might have to have a rematch one on one fight with you Chris. It could be next Infinity, or who knows it might even be at Last Rites where you could get the ultimate payback for the person taking your championship away from you. But what if I win Chris? What if I am the one too take that championship off of your shoulder a week from when you won it? Are you going to try to hunt me down Chris? Are you going to try and take your own tag team partner out of the wrestling buisness? If so, then so be it. Just remember that I do have one little tiny leverage on you. You see I went backstage to where they keep all of the tapes of previous promos and matches and I found the tape of the concert we went too. I found the tape with you, Terra, Carry, and I on it. you do remember those sister don't you Chris? Yeah, it might be considered black mail, but at this moment I don't really care. You want to try and come for me Chris? I'm sure you wouldn't want Ashlee too see the tape now would you? I have your relationship right in the palm of my hands and it feels great, even if you are my tag partner. Just remember that! Ryan Ross, age twenty-four at a height of six feet, three inches, and weighing in at two-hundred and forty-seven pounds. I hear this guy is a speedy/arial kind of wrestler and I have been in the ring with him before so I guess I would know. This guy has a variety of finishing moves that he can use on you too try and get the one, two, three. I will repeat, TRY to get the one, two, three. Overdrive, Crossfire, and Adrenaline. Hmm...cool names, you sure know how to name your moves don't you Ryan. But the names of your finisher's don't mean that they are that powerful. I have never seen you use one before and you sure as hell have never hit one on me. You have been in the ring with me before but it's obvious who came out on top of that one isn't it Ryan. You can go through your little rooftop confession, never mention my name, and never acknowledge that I am in this gauntlet but it doesn't change the truth that I am in this gauntlet and there is nothing you can do about it. You might want too win and you might want to become the next SEE World Television Champion, but it doesn't mean that it's going to happen. You can see your the best, and you can say your better than everybody else in that match but it doesn't mean that it is true. You see Ryan, I found out the hard way that people lie, and it is so easy to lie to somebody's face. I could tell you that I was raised by wolves, and I grew up in a mental institute. Then when I got out I killed some guy and I was placed in jail. You would probably believe me too but it's not true. You've been lying your whole life Ryan, and lying too yourself also. Lying about how great you are and how great your going to become. But you aren't great and you never will be. WHy don't you just run off to your locker room and shoot yourself full of something, cause you probably have a better chance of winning the match when your high" - The man moves around a little and he is no longer kneeling in the middle of the circle but sitting cross-legged in the middle of the circle. He still has his head down and the hood covering his face but he is slowly starting to come up. His hands push back the black hood and you can see a little bit of blonde hair. He pushes the hood all the way back over his head and you can now see that it is Laz. The audience gasps as if it could have been anyone and they weren't expecting it too be Laz. Even though he was talking about two of his opponents in the Tv Title Gauntlet and common sence would explain that it was Laz...but whatever. Laz starts to speak again - Laz 'The Assassin': "Another person who thinks he is the best like Ryan Ross. Lil' D at a hieght of six feet four inches and weighing in at two-hundred and tweny-five pounds. With trademark moves such as the Westcoast Connection, and teh Career Finisher. It seems Ryan Ross and Lil' D have one more then in common because it seems that they both have three moves they can use to finish people off with. Lil' D has Rampage, The End, and Sudden Impact. Okay names for some finishers I guess, the only one I like is Sudden Impact. But I guess it doesn't matter what the finisher is called, it's the damage it does that counts. Ryan Ross and I have a chance to set the record straight on who really is the best man, as so do Lil' D and I. I guess Ryan and David have more things in common than they originally thought. Infinity will show who the better man really is and who really would have won back in Etreme Wresling Entertainment. This match will show which stable would have came out on top if the fed wasn't such crap. I'm not saying the wrestlers were crap, I'm saying the fed and the managers. Well i guess I can't say that the wrestlers DIDN'T suck because some of them. Lil' D was obviously part of that group that I am referring too as some of them. You people of SEE probably figured he was part fo that group didn't you? You can see it in this fed as well as the old ones that Lil' D has no real talent. This is suppose to be your second or third match out of retirement right? Well you either are having a really hard time getting your wrestling skills back or you should have stayed retired. I'm telling you right now that when you step into that ring, you are sure as hell going to wish that you would have stayed retired. The clock is ticking David, and time is running out on you. Soon you will finally see what it is like to step into the ring with the big boys. Soon you will finally see what it is like to step into the ring withe real wrestlers. Soon you will finally see what it is like to step into the ring with an assassin, which would be me. I have never liked you David and I don't think I ever will, but that doesn't mean that I don't care about your wellfare. Hell, I don't even like my tag partner right now but that doesn't mean I don't care about him. So, as me caring about you, I think you should go back into retirement after this match. Like I have said too Richie D before, I think he should retire before this match cause something could happen in this match that would make him retire. I know your probably not going to listen but don't say I didn't warn you. It seems there is another tag team in the confines of this match up. The man I was just speaking of Lil' D, and my tag team partner's former tag team partner, Algonine. The smallest person in the match at five feet, nine inches. Being the lightest person in this match at one-hundred seventy pounds. Trademarks such as Reality Check, and F'cked Up. A finisher called Lost Target In The Forest. You Algonine are one hilarious little guy. You pretend that you are dead too get some attention around here and then when you realize nobody really cares that you are dead, you come back to the SEE and tell everybody your not dead. Now that is some funny and desperate shit right there. I think the managers felt sorry for you because nobody cared about you when you said you were dead, so they made you feel special and put you in this match for the World Television Championship. Do you think that this match is your big push Algonine? Do you think that this match is your big chance too prove to everybody that you are more than anobody? It might be a big chance, but that is one chance that you are not going to take...or not going to be able to take. Everybody in this match, except for Richie D, has been in this federation for a short or a long amount of time it doesn't matter. But everybody except for Richie, and Chris since he's the champ, has never won a championship title in SEE. So for everybody for two people, this match is their big chance to show the federation that they can hang in SEE and they can be big. Chris is trying to prove something too. Chris Walker is trying to prove that even if he wasn't facing some jobber that he would have won. He's trying to prove he can hold onto that title for more than a week. I think Richie might be trying too prove something also. I think he might be able to prove that he can still be in SEE and he can change with the times. So if you think that your the only person who has something too work for Algonine, you're way wrong. Everybody will be pouring their soul out in that match so don't think your the only one. Kidn of ruins your plans of winning doesn't it?" - Laz stands up in the middle of the circle. Maybe this means something, switching from situation to situation to talk about two opponents. First it was kneeling, then sitting crosslegged, and now he is standing, probably getting ready to talk about two more opponents of his at Infinity cause god knows there are so many. Laz is getting kind of hot under the black robe in the room only lighten by candles. It is Midrid and everybody has tons of fans in their locker rooms but I don't think Laz is in his locker room. He suffers through the heat so he can get some more worlds and reflections on his match that is less than twenty-four hours away. Time is running out for everybody now - Laz 'The Assassin': "I am missing a few people. One in peticular will be the hardest in this match, even though he is out of the times. Richie D, being the tallest in this match at a towering six feet, eight inches. Being the heaviest person in this match, weighing in at two-hundred and eighty pounds. Then you have your finishers of Double D, and the Sharpshooter. A spectatular move and a painful submission, who could ask for more. Well Richie could probably ask that he use these moves to become SEE World Television Champion. It amazes me Richie that after all of my saying too you, after all of my insulting, and after all of my disgracing your work, you still fail to notice me. This is quite hilarious, funnier than Algonine's little deal. Richie, I said all that stuff about you not being able to keep up with the times. You are going out of style and should retire before you get hurt in this match. You heard me say all of this stuff, yeah. But when you go to make a remark about the sayings, you can't remember who said it. I believe you staggered a little bit and then you said Oxi had said it. It seems that you are losing your mind Richie and your wrestling career is going a long with it. If you can't remember who said something about you. If you can't remember who talked trash too you, then how are you ever going to remember anything else. Pretty soon you'll be forgetting who your opponent is, then you'll be forgetting you have a match, then it all goes down the drain when you forget that you have a job. You know Richie you almost made me take back all of those things about you being old. I almost thought you were young enough to win this match. I almost thought you were fresh enough too win this match, and I almost thought you might win this match. Then you through me off when you couldn't remember who had said that stuff about you. I used ot have respect for you, you were almost SEE World Heavy-weight Champion. You are a former SEE United States Champion, and not look at you. You slipped all the way down to the World Television Championship division adn you can't even remember who said something about you. You probably don't even remember I am in the match. Maybe you should read the card again Richie because my name is on the card. Well actually, he has to know I'm in the match because he was listening to me when I was talking about him right? He had too be too remark about the comments that I had made about him right? So maybe he really is losing his mind. Maybe he has a case of amnesia. That's too bad, next time I see you, you will probably be going back to the grocery store asking for the millionth time if they have any tomatoes. It was nice knowing you Richie but it looks like we lost another legend. Maybe it was the fact that he knew he couldn't win that drove him insane, who knows. The last person compeating that didn't drop out is my buddy Oxi. Oxi my pal, we have had some things in the past, well actually it was just a week ago, but anyway, we already know that i can beat your ass and that's all I need to know. You might be the second tallest person this match at a height of six feet, seven inches, it doesn't matter. You might be the second heaviest person in this match weighing in at two-hundred seventy-seven pounds, but it doesn't matter. You might have a powerful trademark as the chokeslam, but it doesn't matter. You might have The Dead End as your finisher, and people know that's going to hurt, but it doesn't really matter. Do you know why it doesn't matter Oxi? It doesn't matter because I already know that I can beat you. I already know that you can not come out on top of this match. Actually, there is a slight chance I could get double teamed or something by Lil' D and Algonine, causing you too pick up the win on somebody pweny like Ryan Ross, but I don't think that will happen. You probably wouldn't have the smarts to go for a cover when everybody else is distracted. If a situation like that came upon you, you would probably join in on the double team and somebody else like my tag partner, Chris Walker, woudl retain the championship. Now I don't want that too happen, and I know that you don't want that too happen. But I know one thing that will not happen, and that is that you will not win this match. I think the two most capable canadates of winning this match, are either Richie D, or I. Richie is losing his mind so I think that makes me the winner doesn't it Oxi? I guess we'll just have to wait until Infinty. Bruce Bowen might say you have this match, but Bruce Bowen's word doesn't mean shit in this match!" - Laz is really hot now so he opens the room door and is blinded by all of the light he has just endured. Laz puts his hood back on to sheild himself from the light like some sort of hermit crab. He walks through the halls kind of fast because he feels like he is being sufficated by the heat and needs to get outside fast. He bursts through the arena doors and out into the cold, overcast outside. Midrid might be hot in the day time but at night and when it's about to rain, it's pretty nice. He has broke free from the rope of heat around his neck. He begins to walk towards a church he sees up the street. Who would have though a church would be down the straight from a wrestling arena? Violence and pain right across the street from a sanctuary that wants to prevent that. Laz walks up the street and enters the church. He looks around and there is nobody there. Laz walks down the isle slowly, savoring every moment of it for he hasn't been in a church since he was a child. Laz walks up to the minister's podium and starts to speak Laz 'The Assassin': "There are some people that are meant to be in matches like this. There are some people who are brave and can take there odds of going up against a certain amount of people, in this case it would be eight other people. Some people are born to take risks, and others are apparently not. Dominic Bane, I know absoloutly nothing about you, and I doubt that anybody else knows anything about you because you never gave them a chance. You never went to the ring, you never introduced yourself, and you have never even posted your stats. I realize you have just arrived but you can atleast do something. You must have been somewhat good to be in a title match your first match. But apparently you didn't want to give it a try. You didn't want to show yourself. Was the SEE too hard for you or was this match just too hard for you Dominic. As soon as somebody wins this match your probably going to ask for a title shot so you can fight the person one on one. Way less dangerous than a nine man gauntlet where you could hurt yourself right Dominic? Well I'll tell you what, you might have this whole situation figured out, and you might have the managers of SEE figured out but you do not have me figured out. You see if I win this match, you won't be getting a shot at my title. i sure as hell won't allow it. You want to take the easy way out and go on a little LOA right before the match, then proabably expect to get a title shot when you come off your little fake LOA. It's not going to happen when I'm champ. I'm sure if my tag team partner, Chris Walker, retains his title then he will feel the same way also. Even if Shane McMahon books us in a damn match. There are ways too get around these sort of things Dominic, as you have already found out. Dominic Bane goes on LOA August 15th, three days before Infinity. The match then becomes an eight man gauntlet once again, like before Oxi was entered into the match. Then we have Mr. Adam Meyer who I also know nothing about. Well atleast he posted his stats so i kind of got a feel what this guy is like. At a height of six feet, and five inches. Weighing in at two-hundred and sixty-one pounds. Trademarks are The Underdog and The End Of All Things To Come. Finishing the opponent off with The Real Deal, pretty impressive. Well it seems you would have been at the top of our match but instead you got afraid. You said some lame story that you got a big push in another fed, I think it was TSE, that you said. Well even though you are in another fed and got a push, does that give you any reason to drop out of a certain eight man gaunlet? I was once World Heavy-weight Champion in a few called AE and still held my ground in a fed called XWM which i captured the Tag Team Championships in and then the US. So I was still in both fed holding the AE World Heavy-weight Championship and both the XWM US and Tag Team Championship. If I can do it then i think anyone can do it. So the reason why you dropped out of the match was either because you are scared to be in the match with real wrestlers or you simply can't handle the heat in two feds. I guess it doesn't matter now because he's already out of the match so i guess I'm preaching too the wrong crowd. If you think your going to get a title shot after you come back from this fake LOA, you better think again because your not. Even if somebody else wins I will beat your ass so bad you won't want to touch that World Television Championship. Adam Meyer goes on LOA August 13th, 5 days before Infinity. Leaving the match to be a now Seven Man World Television Championship Gauntlet. - Laz uncovers his hood and shows his face to the blank and empty seats. He smules as if somebody is actually there but he knows that nobdoy is there. Laz gets a piece of paper out of his pocket and staples it to the podium. The camera man zooms in and it has all of the names on it of the people in the match. Laz takes some matches out of his pocket and lights one. He throws it onto the podium and things catch fire quickly. As the church goes up in flames, Laz walks away speaking his last words before Infinity - Laz 'The Assassin': "Getting down to the wire here aren't we guys? The match is less than tweny-four hours away and the moment of truth is almost here. The moment we have all been waiting for. The moment where either a new champion is crowned, or the old champion walks out still champion. I know we would all like to believe that we are the only chance that could win. Everybody is probably thinking that they will win and there is no other person that could possibly come out on top. But I think we all know that this will be a match that will echo in our minds forever. Those who lost will always think of what they could have done to come out on top. The one person who comes out on top will always think how they managed to escape eight other men to become the SEE World Television Championship. This match will be total chaos and may end with people beign carried away on strechers. It may even end some one's career in this match. The seven out of the nine men who were put into this match have tons of heart, tons of soul, and a humongous amount of courage to step into the ring with the rest of these men. Some of us men know each other and have been in th ring before, but some of us do not. Some of us didn't even know each other's names until the match was scheduled for Infinity. We might not have known each other's names then but they are names that we will now remember for the rest of our lives. People might be wanting revenge, and people might move on with their lives but one thing's for sure that we will never forget these names. Chris Walker, Ryan Ross, Lil' D, Algonine, Richie D, Oxi, and Laz. Seven men about to put all of their might in winning a prize. Seven men putting their life on the line to come out on top. For those of the seven men thinking of back out, it should be done now. The clock is ticking and it's getting faster. We're getting down to the last minute and the excitement is killing me. Who will come out on top between these seven men? Only time will tell, and time is running out"