A Frenchman is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when an American, chewing gum, sits down next to him.

The Frenchman ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

American man: "You Frenchman folk eat the whole bread??"

Frenchman (in a bad mood): "Of course."

what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to France." The American has a smirk on his face. The Frenchman listens in silence. The American persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??" Frenchman: "Of Course."

American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to France." The Frenchman then asks: "Do you have sex in the US?"

American: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.

Frenchman: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" American: "We throw them away, of course." blowing a bubble with his chewing gum afterwards

Frenchman: "We don't. In France, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the USA"

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