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* Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.
* They loaded up in Jack's minivan and headed north.
* After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible
blizzard.
* They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady
who
answered the door if they could spend the night.
* "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this
huge
house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained.
* "I'm afraid neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my
house."
* "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the
barn.
And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
* The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn
and
settled in for the night.
* Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their
way.
* They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
* About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from
an
attorney.
* It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally
determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive
widow he had
met on the ski weekend.
* He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you
remember
that good-looking widow from..... "Yes, I do."
* "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up
to
the house and pay her a visit?"
* "Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out.
"I
have to admit that I did."
* "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her
your
name?"
* Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy.
* I'm afraid I did.
* Why do you ask?"
* "She just died and left me everything."
* (And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?
Now
keep that smile for the rest of the day!)
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