1. Thou shall not turn thy ex into a frog.
2. Thou shall not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
3. Thou shall not laugh at naked snow sprites.
4. Thou shall not get drunk with thy Goddess's wine.
5. Thou shall not sacrifice thy little sister.
6. Thou shall not go running around proclaiming thy witchhood if thou art in times of burning.
7. Thou shall not question the word of the High Priestess - she is God.
8. Thou shall not laugh at being naked at coven - thou shall be killed.
9. Thou shall not commit to signing anything that declares a single person as thy lord and savior.
10. Thou shall not invoke the Watchtowers only to say "never mind".
11. Thou shall not burn enough candles to burn down thy house.
12. Thou shall not have the magickal name "Sir Stinky Fartsalot."
13. Thou shall not call coven only for laughs.
~Author Unknown~