One day a pirate and a bartender were talking in a bar. The bartender asked the pirate, "Where did ya get that peg leg from?" The pirate responded, "Well laddie, we were sailing the seas when a big shark came up to me while I was swimming and bit my leg off."
Later the bartender asked, "How come you have that hook instead of a hand?" The pirate said, "Well, me and me crew were in a battle with another ship, and in the sword fight, my hand got cut off."
The bartender then asked, "How come you have that patch over your eye?" The pirate responded, "In the harbor one day I was liiking up at a sea gul, and it pooped right in my eye."
The bartender was puzzled and asked, "How would that make you get an eye patch?" The pirate said, "First day with the hook."
. . . . . . . . Paul
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