Mark,

further advice from Flashman's famous quotes:

Jimbert

 

Mark

I cannot believe this.

"This is my first foray into the world of relationships for several years. At the tender age of 23 I was at the wedding planning stage, but it all fell through." Its a good job T-Dog and Arnie are away entertaining themselves. 

Look, I know I wasn't too good on maths, but (close your eyes Sunday) are you confessing that for 21 years you have been the arch-exponent of the cross-hand boogie?. The 5 knuckle shuffle?

I'm not surprised "it all fell through". Into what?

I think they do big-bore counselling on the NHS.

Look, we're talking damage limitation before Arnie and T-Dog get their hands on this. see the delete button?

You press yours and I'll press mine.

MARK YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER PUT THE BOX ON THE TABLE AND OPENED IT.

ONCE THE BOX IS OPEN, THEN IT'S OPEN. HAVE A GOOD TIME NO MATTER WHAT YOUR MOM AND SUNDAY THINK.

                                      THE GOOD ONE

Jim, when you've been passed over for sheep and mares as I have, Falstaff doesn't look so bad.

 

sunday

Flashman, I was told that the 5 knuckle shuffle was a card game. 

 

sunday, the gullible

Mark, these troglodytes don't know the difference between a relationship and a date.

 

sunday

Flash, I never said nothing has happened since I was 23. I was nearly married in 1985 and had rather thin time of it since, not entirely devoid of "action" but compared to your exploits, rather thin, especially in the last few years. Does that answer your question. I never thought my love life would be so fascinating to you.

Mark

Why me? You.ve got T-dog telling you to blow her head off, You've got PBA offering you his Britney Spears gear. All I'm trying to do is arrange a kosher wedding. i think it's all a lie and you're playing the jealousy card with Sunday. Devious sods you civil servants.

Sunday,

a five knuckle shuffle is not a card game. Nor is shaking hands with the wife's best friend Neither is a gruesome twosome.

Niaivety is alive and well and lives in the USA.

Evil Flash

T-Dog,

Who on earth would voluntarily tell this bunch of mentally arrested deviants about his love life?

I mean, my God, he's 18 years older than his current target you, know,.Hello golf 11 this is golf 2. Fire mission battery. Target under-age nyphet. 3 rounds fire for effect, shot over..shot out! Hit. Register target as Chestferfield 1.

I mean, on that basis, I'm up to Colchester 5, Latvia 1, Southend 2, and I'm starting fire tasks on Tiptree (where the jam comes from) 1 and Tolleshunt 1.

But we are Light Infantry dedicated to years of looting and rape.

Cheers

Peter

 

Hello Golf2 this is golf 11.

Cancel fire task Chesterfield 1

C/s Flash 1 has hogged all the ammo.

Night, night, Mark.

 

Of course they both cost money.  And the price just keeps going up, doesn't it?

 

sunday